Crotch Knife

Published: Oct. 3, 2018, 11 a.m.

This week on Doll Heads, Kierra tells the story of Chuck Morgan (who sounds a lot like a Breaking Bad character), and Shel takes listeners on the twisted journey of Tad Cummins and Elizabeth Thomas.  

*Warning: We fast forward through a long boring Bible verse on purpose, but here's what it said if you're curious*

Ecclesiastes 12 New International Version (NIV)

Remember your Creator     in the days of your youth, before the days of trouble come     and the years approach when you will say,     “I find no pleasure in them”— 2 before the sun and the light     and the moon and the stars grow dark,     and the clouds return after the rain; 3 when the keepers of the house tremble,     and the strong men stoop, when the grinders cease because they are few,     and those looking through the windows grow dim; 4 when the doors to the street are closed     and the sound of grinding fades; when people rise up at the sound of birds,     but all their songs grow faint; 5 when people are afraid of heights     and of dangers in the streets; when the almond tree blossoms     and the grasshopper drags itself along     and desire no longer is stirred. Then people go to their eternal home     and mourners go about the streets.

6 Remember him—before the silver cord is severed,     and the golden bowl is broken; before the pitcher is shattered at the spring,     and the wheel broken at the well, 7 and the dust returns to the ground it came from,     and the spirit returns to God who gave it.

8 “Meaningless! Meaningless!” says the Teacher.     “Everything is meaningless!”

Intro music by Housewarming Party.

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