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Published: June 7, 2023, 4 a.m.

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You know this one, the guy has sex with a pie. He also commits what wean act of criminal cyber-voyeurism. So, you know, not the best. But despite that will the boys still think this works?

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Cold Open Lyrics

To the tune of Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger

Pacts are really lazy ways to

Tie together ends of a story

Deals and bets are just boring

Tropes to pull a groan out of me

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Never met a teenager so

focused on just getting their dick wet

We all just got what we could get

And fought our adolescent acne\\xa0

on our face

(And rarely ever won)

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I watched it now I\'m not well

But that\'s all right, I\'m here to tell

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Broadcasting consentless masturbation

Has to be so illegal

Despite her looking so regal

Her scholarship is lost over this

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Molesting pastry in the kitchen

K I guess that joke is still funny

Cuz\' Eugene Levy is lovely

And not because of Jim, Jason Biggs

Or Apple Pie

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Joe watched it and he\'s not well

Not from the film, it\\u2019s just his health

I watched it and I\'m not well

My mental health, is mental hell

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Yeah, it\\u2019s a parody

But that doesn\\u2019t mean

There is no real critique

Of the original song line

\\u2018Bout breeding people\\u2019s minds

It\\u2019s meaner than required

Back to American Pie

I\\u2019ll summarize

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This movie is a textbook case of

Using all the bodily juices

To distract from abuses

Of every trope the movie could throw, into a hole

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Watching bad behavior get\\xa0

rewarded or forgiven\\u2019s so boring

There I said it it\\u2019s boring

It\\u2019s neither ironic, nor edgy, it\\u2019s pathetic!

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Joe watched it and he\'s not well

Not from the film, it\\u2019s just his health

I watched it and I\'m not well

My mental health, is mental hell

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Does. This. Still. Work.

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