Show Us Your TARDIS

Published: June 1, 2020, 4:33 a.m.

b'It\\u2019s your monthly dose of drunken Doctor Who podcasting for the end times. CONTENTS INCLUDE: The Three Doctors on Zoom, dissing \\u201cFour to Doomsday\\u201d, Tegan\\u2019s PTSD, planting potatoes on Facebook Live, busted by the wife, attempting to use \\u201cCity of Death\\u201d as an aphrodisiac, fucking Twitter, GATEKEEPING, Steven Schapansky - Social Justice Warrior, Demat-circuit or butt-plug?, The Wife in Space, , Liz Myles, \\u201cMel got a spaceship!\\u201d, fans shitting on Colin Baker\\u2019s era, Radio Free Skaro\\u2019s unbridled hatred of \\u201cThe End of Time\\u201d, Moffat hater or Men\\u2019s Rights Activist?, Graeme Burk would hire Danny Pink as a schoolteacher, the infamous Jon Pertwee corporate video, law firm Christmas parties, we can\\u2019t watch \\u201cMad Men\\u201d, shameless podcast plug #1, Colin Baker on Cameo, you see a penis and I see vagina, more dissing of \\u201cFour to Doomsday\\u201d, Tegan\\u2019s gay cousin, mourning for a broken \\u201cBattlestar Galatica\\u201d DVD, Pixar Butt, \\u201cTime Lord Victorious\\u201d, lame 70\\u2019s sit-com reference, no one\\u2019s buying 13th Doctor merchandise, Eric Roberts returns as the Master for Big Finish, Jenny #1 and Jenny #2, mixing the classic with the modern, Drax, Jago & Lightfoot, Glitz & Dibber, shameless podcast plug #2, how we would write out \\u201cthe fam\\u201d, \\u201cThazmine\\u201d, Grace is Ruth, Star Wars toys, He-Man and She-Ra action figures, Yaz is Martha, what are our backstories for being the new companion?, a Movellan as the new companion, \\u201cLeave the girl!\\u201d, eliminating sexual tension from the series, Handles is the perfect sex toy, \\u201cThe Buxom Country Maid\\u201d by Jon Pertwee.'