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This week’s film is “Alice, Sweet Alice” starring BROOKE SHIELDS! No really, we’ve got Brooke Shields in this movie, it’s totally a movie with you guessed it…Brooke Shields! (to be clear, we aren’t actually that excited about her, but rather are making fun of how the marketing exploits her casting even though she’s hardly in it). The things that aren’t BROOKE SHIELDS that actually make up the movie? The real main character, Alice, and her insufferable aunt, mother, and our favorite: Alphonzo, the obese, perverted landlord cat dad with no eyebrows! If only John Waters had directed this, maybe it would’ve earned more than a double “stream” from Tim and Ryan, but alas, not even a few clever kills could save this one. Alice, Sweet Alice (1976) Directed by Alfred Sole Written by Rosemary Ritvo Where we watched: Amazon Prime RecommenDEADtions: Hellier (TV show) / You (TV show) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices