Podcasts TV Director's Club Bonus Episode: Temple of Doom Commentary

Bonus Episode: Temple of Doom Commentary

Published: Dec. 16, 2014, 6:33 p.m.

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"Well I\'m Patrick and I\'m back from the dead/chilling at the beach down at Club Med."
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Well that might not be true, but we are here with another bonus commentary track for you. In honor of the dubious history of Thanksgiving (or, as Native Americans call it, The Day of Mourning) Regina and Patrick decided to record a drinking game* commentary track for one of the most racist mainstream films of the 1980\'s: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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A big part of both their childhoods, Patrick and Regina set up the rules as thus:
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1. When something racist happens, you drink.
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2. When something sexist happens, you drink.
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3. When Kate Capshaw is screaming, you have to drink for as long as she screams.
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Needless to say, somewhere around the 80 minute point we ran out of alcohol.
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*Director\'s Club only promotes responsible drinking, unless it\'s a holiday or you really really want to. Don\'t drink and drive. Those who are underage have modified rules, where they drink soda pop and see if they can make it through the movie without having to use the bathroom."
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