The Bird & The Bear - Session 71 - "Piracy Is A Riot"

Published: Dec. 21, 2023, 10 a.m.

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(0:00) - Sammy and Daryl open the show by introducing the topic of this session, pirates - \\u201cI feel like there\\u2019s a good amount of swashbuckling\\u201d - (4:24) \\u2013 Sammy has some follow up commentary on a story Daryl told in Session 71 - \\u201cTELL ME YOU WANTED TO F**K ME!\\u201d - (6:22) - Sammy and Daryl don\\u2019t have a lot of personal updates other than their shared excitement for a highly anticipated birthday party they\\u2019ll both be attending - \\u201cI\\u2019ll stay sober all night if I get throw people into a van\\u201d\\xa0

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(13:16) - Sammy and Daryl begin their discussion on pirates with their reaction to Johnny Harris\\u2019 video, The Rise and Fall of Somali Pirates\\u2026 But first they tangent into a conversation about Will Smith - \\u201cThis is going to be the most contradictory statement I\\u2019ve ever made but your knowledge of Will Smith\\u2019s music is washed\\u201d - (18:58) - After a five minute tangent into Will Smith, Sammy and Daryl get back to their reaction to Johnny Harris\\u2019 video, The Rise and Fall of Somali Pirates - \\u201cExcellent use of exacerbate, facetious, and fallacy\\u201d - (25:14) - Daryl explains why people shouldn\\u2019t be surprised by the existence of pirates, \\u201cPiracy is pulling yourself up by your f**king bootstraps, Republican\\u201d - (34:41) - Daryl explains the role that cooperations play in creating piracy and how they might be able to deter it from happening - \\u201cYou had the HIV\\u2026 The HIV organized\\u2026 And now you have AIDS\\u201d - (42:29) - Sammy and Daryl challenge the idea that the Somali people were simply \\u201cleft behind\\u201d by their government - \\u201cBoth of those statements are the equivalent of watching someone get beat up and say, \\u2018Why aren\\u2019t you fighting back?\\u2019\\u201d

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(49:48) - Sammy and Daryl move into the second portion of their pirate discussion with a reaction to a NAVY Productions video, What Happens when PIRATES attack MASSIVE US Navy ships? | Somali Pirates Documentary - \\u201cTheir like, \\u2018They\\u2019re trying to protect the coral reefs!\\u2019 The fuck they are, you know what a depth charge is?\\u201d - (54:28) - Sammy and Daryl talk about how the money spent on the Navy protecting the interests of corporations in the Horn of Africa could be used to benefit the people living there - \\u201cBut you have boat, you can get a gun, and you know at least ten other motherf**kers that are just hungry as you are\\u201d

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(1:12:41) - Sammy and Daryl move onto the final portion of their pirate discussion with their reactions to a documentary called, How Modern Pirates Are Still a Threat in The Coast of Africa - \\u201cHe\\u2019s speaking from a position of assumed authority and calling someone else a criminal\\u2026 That\\u2019s exactly what\\u2019s colonialism is\\u201d - (1:21:25) - Sammy and Daryl go deep into the motivations of the Nigerian pirates presented in the documentary - \\u201cThese people are not just inherently criminal, they\\u2019re not just inherently pirates, they\\u2019re pirates because they\\u2019re watching you f**k them\\u201d

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