Tap it Hard, Hit it Hard

Published: April 27, 2019, noon

"Time Break" - Sammy Ray

 The stress of space travel takes its toll on the engineer.  As he drifts off to sleep, the darkness speaks up.

 "Any lighter that has adjustable gas is a meth lighter. Period."

"Well apparently im showing my meth inexperience."

 This week on Dimes in the Dozen the Dimes discuss preparing your tool belt and remembering that the people around you are (and should be) useful.  Why do you have a pickle fork? Who are you to define progress as a progressive.  We have to admit that given the results of the Mueller report, due to idiocy, the president is most likely not a criminal, and also, how is basically impossible to pay for AIDS.