How do I fairly distribute my hugs? Could black holes suck up the Earth? How do I change the way I walk? How can I support my stressed-out dad? What's the best way to receive negative performance reviews? What do I do if I vomit at work? Why don't ants die when they fall from heights? Who should play me in the movie of my life? John and Hank have (dubious) answers!\nThe poem John mentions at the beginning of the episode is "The Palace" by Kaveh Akbar, found\xa0here.\nIf you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com.\nJoin us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at\xa0patreon.com/dearhankandjohn.\nFollow us on Twitter!\xa0twitter.com/dearhankandjohn