The New York Days Begin, Feral Las Vegas Cats, Costco Lust

Published: Jan. 13, 2010, 12:45 p.m.

Show: #536 Length: 40:05 Format: mp3 Thank you! To all those that are cool . . . you rock! If you're not cool, you can get cool Why start on the 13th? I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it It's always in my address Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address Working on the streaming version player Will be ready by Friday How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL? I thought things were fancy in Naperville Until I experienced Elliot's public school Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ? Grammy tickets? Where is this place and who are these people? Having a nice car in New York She has a huge Range Rover What are we? We're the Walking Class Party at the wine bar for the parents I don't have a baby sitter No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too Thanks but I can't get there Don't worry my husband has a car service I was just at Costco, you bitch No idea how I would even get there The suburban delights are missing here No alone time here What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week You would sleep with a girl named Debra I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing My hotel turned out to be a motel And yes it had feral cats I could hear water dripping Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall Fresh sponge paint on everything If you had been raised with a vagina You never would have accepted that room Setting me for slaughter I thought I was dead You have a story to tell me Mr B Friday, baby It is too long You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas No, a Penthouse party in the VIP I've got no idea how to describe it