Episode: #645 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name off Two parties to keep team smith moving Redneck lame sports aphorisms Mommies are needed Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision Women here can't dress Keep the junk hidden in your pants 45 degree camel toe Lady you got issues I don't walk around in my tidy whities Ladies shouldn't either Camel Toe Cop I should be issuing citations Niet on the man spanx The pushy together bra Disappointment Bra Fool men on dates Electrified Fountains Sure i nursed till I was 12 Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar It is all about bone density