Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3 Show: #483 Length: 38:15 Size: 26.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! One day to Earth Day Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas Which was causing them not to have babies He asked me if I knew what trees were He's so much like his mom He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires" I told him that would be a great band name He didn't get it Two worlds collided You bought this badminton set at Goodwill At a garage sale Well, it came from out of the house Husband in a bubble Whatever you had taught him was wrong Proper badminton form Let me show you What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school? I can't believe you tried to describe this What the hell are you talking about? Your boy cannot do overheard Oh, baby I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills It's good he's not you, Kris He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him You're a like a lion in the grass Look at that birdie fly He can't hit it back and forth I wanted to work with him And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you You are a weird nerd jock hybrid You're a NOCK He'll have flash backs Badminton is where business gets done Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes Don't send the hate mail I get it I need to engage with him on another level He's going through a growth spurt He's 7 asking if the weather is changing Sensitive to barometric pressure Taking the kids to lunch Ted's Montana Grill Ted's Buffalo Hut There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming What are you saying? Twice as much methane Maggie is all about it Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut Looks left and says, I just want Subway "I won't get a bag of chips with my burger" Wanted to do something a bit special He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway." Half the time he is working on bits What's 10 minus 8? I think you owe me $2, Mom I get to the foreclosure/divorce house Ring the door bell The laundry basket was longaberger It was like you designed the house There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom He wanted $1,800 for it Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it." They make excellent copies of this at Menards Then, Mr B, there it was I became the sucker Do you like the table? It happens How much do you want for the table? Well . . . I paid $12,000 for it This is a garage sale The table turned to fire when he told $2,300 Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder It was so McMansion It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out Same outfit as yesterday Because he is single now