Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders

Published: April 30, 2008, 10:58 a.m.

Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3 Show: #485 Length: 28:03 Size: 19.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! I pulled a muscle in my back My spider bites It's a back wall injury Like in the Mist Where the privileged people are At the Intercontinental hotel I ordered my drink You need to try it Jaegermeister and Bailey's? It makes me want to cover my ears How much do they charge for that? It depends The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major How much do you want? Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's Well, we pour in ounces I don't care what pour, just fill it up When have you counted You are an asshole I'm not an asshole How many ounces would you like? What kind of question is that? I would have turned you into a zombie Was $30 a drink Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level She had already poured them A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol They should charge normally I need to carry my own stuff Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own You pay for the atmosphere But most have to leave early to get to a meeting $30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby I missed it I was three feet from him He looked nothing like I would have expected Taller than I thought They have small man complex and work harder Shaped like a potato these days He would have showed all of his potato parts He has an internet startup It's like youtube but with dance videos There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill Who is it? I don't know his/her name What? It is a Transvestite Mennonite I had awkward pause seeking gender I blanked I needed to know boy or girl to return communication You should do a back bend