Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3 Show: #473 Length: 11:17 Size: 7.84 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Shout to Mike Dunn You are digging yourself a hole Kris Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet Like a mommy in the morning? Putting on deodorant walking down the block Not one person looked at me sideways Don't ask him for money I love New York I want to live someplace with a goat They won't let me have a goat in New York Well, when it poops they would see it People just might want to eat your goat It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk She had toe rings That was it getting on the plane The kids keep going ape I knock her Starbucks down and spill it I am in row one, so I can get out quick I really wanted to help this woman Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee She says, "Let me clean it up" She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different Did you get a toe ring to the face? Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton? No He was four Billy Bobs Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane? When the person next to you seeks comfort She starts weeping I felt like such an asshole It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things We really need to go And that is it. This is such a short show. The kids are wired Spilled Coffee Kris is sick Regular shows and show notes Monday. The Resale Queen Podcast is now here! Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST