Center Pieces, No Baby Prize, Elope Now

Published: March 19, 2010, 5:20 p.m.

Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize Anything after that is easy Dating in the middle of Jersey A minute is no longer a mile A mile is no longer a minute Totally upfront about getting it on with her Is this a husband wife show? You're my best friend at this moment Good for you dude! Total whore, total score We're screwing around Condomless I will not be enticed One that doesn't want to trapped She totally wanted to catch a baby If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back Can we get it back on dear? I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins That most blessed of all events Getting hitched at 19 In a better universe you could come to my wedding Just write a check We could have done it up large in the Ozarks Flip the wedding on it's head Elope and go have some fun I'm getting married . . . Great . . . Don't invite me Find me a fat dress Shiny to show off my creases Damp white marks Pay for it myself? Yes. We like the idea of rituals It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag