Croncast - 2006-06-23.mp3 Show: #240 Length: 32:29 Size: 22.3 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris June 23, 2006 The contest ends tonight at 11:59 p.m. PST Kris has the phone numbers of thousands of babes Yeah right I am worried Can I smell like mildew? Betsy brought the bugs in her garage sale stuff Back before Maggie was born Now with a child handicap it makes it harder to garage sale Betsy is down 44 sales a day Her stuff is still fabulous in the basement Bugs, and spiders and Nasty Goodwill things Gigi always needs to go t o sleep End of the contest nears, you've got nothing to lose Odds are really good to win All these stories are awsome Kris is speaking at the Portable Media Expo It is a brief 33 minutes from Disney Land Betsy realizes that she can't go She doesn't want to be disappointed Kris is gone he has to find people to talk with about podcasting Three people in the same room? Kris wants out Betsy says most people go to a conference and don't attend I am paying my way, why wouldn't I attend? "Don't worry it is a right off!" . . . yeah right! I still have to work to make the money Kris explains his perfect woman from a 4th grade memory I had the goatee even in 4th grade "My dream woman will shop at Goodwill and take every chance to emasculate me" A nice place out Applebee's? It's like Long John Silvers with a waitress It's Betsy's fault for getting pregnant Here comes the vasectomy follow up Betsy's party line for being "gutted like a fish" Ladies you may want to leave the room, Guys time to cozy up to the truth of the vasectomy Get prepared "I'm not going to let a stranger feel my balls today." It's been 5 weeks and I am now on my 5th medication for another vasectomy related issue Remind your wife of the sacrifice that you have made for her Every man knows kids secretly have testicular radar I get hit in the balls six times a day Every daddy gets hit non-stop You're telling men to change their underwear? They're adults it's common sense Birth testing things Betsy has had her fill of vasectomy stories Betsy explains how I ended up being called Mr. B.