Croncast - 2006-08-28.mp3 Show: #268 Length: 34:22 Size: 23.6 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 28, 2006 Oh there is a new sound in town Betsy is grumping about having to breath The light glaring off your head is burning my retinas and making me sleepy The evolution in razors You would have been a wooly monster The terminal point of beard growing I don't know my terminal length The fifth blade removes the top layer of skin The worst mother dig of all time from Betsy Lips doth did part Today has been a crazy day I told the man it was a weird day Kris missed saving a family of 4 that drove into a lake somehow It is a fake lake to supply a subdivision waterfall Kris sort of saw it happen With CopmUSA closing I was preoccupied I hear the sounds from the accident and agray flash through the neighbors houses I was looking the wrong way when we drove by, didn't think of the lake Well, I didn't hear them screaming . . . they were drowning As they are gasping their lasts breaths pressed against the window Betsy says I'm cold Kris did save the family When homeless get a Costco card to eat samples to sustain Betys goes off and buys $30 in steaks Usually it is mad cow in a tube So Barb adds the seasoning, turns on grill, to clean it turns it on high and then has a martini Grill is now set to high 20 minutes goes by and she heads out to put steaks Opens the door and uses panic voice "You have to tell Kris to come right away . . . well, theres a fire. Thank you," then closes the door Betsy rouses me from the basement with the work "Fire" Stay in the basement because it's safe even though there is a fire The Goodwill grill is now in full flame burning off all the grease from the trap The charred chunky collector flaming and the top are ball of flames and black smoke Kris asks for the baking soda I asked for fire extinguisher right now . . . Betsy threw it out Betsy says it didn't look good and didn't match Any fire extinguisher is better than none Betsy hands me the Morton Salt instead of the Trader Joe's sea salt grinder Saved by neighbor Jack and his fire extinguisher As soon as hose melts to tank I am going to die in an explosion With 911 on call waiting my mother-in-law clicks over to Vicky He saved our house . . . he saved Croncast Betsy finally finds our extinguisher in the garage Finally doused it in water to cool it down to turn off the gas The grill cleaned up ok but I don't think we'll ever use it again Then Kris was swarmed by bees It will go straight to my brain Betsy gets in more about her steaks If I had saved other family I still would be filling out reports and my family would have died Message to you: Go out and buy some fire extinguishers to keep at home. We talk about the end of our week last . . . podcasting production The stress level has gone way down thanks to Palegroove the cause of the stress Wanting podcast contracts to happen It is a really big project that will be a ton of fun Writing down your goals can make a huge difference in your life Many people think podcasts cost $100 to produce . . . not even close with your own equipment Kris is speaking at the Portable Media Expo and then I'll fill in the podcasting bits 3 Croncast T's are on the table for production PhilipZ is holding it down with Handle Moxie 1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener) 2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle") 3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed 4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND 5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!