CTS_ep 129 The Bloodlands

Published: May 1, 2018, 4:42 a.m.

Episode 129 teaches us a good lesson. Always watch a movie a second time before recommending it to your co-hosts. At least when you like it at first because it surprises you for having exceeded your low expectations. Yes, “The Bloodlands” (2014) had some good acting, great-looking camera work and lighting, a creepy, suspenseful atmosphere, and some problems. Will wonders why you’d be a hapless boob when you could be a hapless dick? And would this movie work better with ghosts? Also- “Why’d I watch this?” Jolyon adds that the twist is that none of what you’ve watched makes sense! Richard figures that if the menaces had chosen ski masks, the movie would’ve been over in 25 minutes, with the same conclusion. If some of this sounds a little mean, just watch the movie and see where you stand! If you want to have some fun, hear more, and learn what happens when you drop a beer can into a bear trap, escape to the country and give the episode a listen! Find us on Instagram, where we are @chewingthescenery or easily find us on Facebook. Chewing the Scenery can be found on Soundcloud, iTunes and Stitcher. Please rate, review and subscribe- it really does help listeners find us! #horror #horrormovies #horrornerd #horroraddict #horrorjunkie #monsterkid #bmovie #scarymovies #monstermovie #podcast #chewingthescenery #zombies #zombie #VHS #moviemonsters #freepodcast #denver #colorado #everydayishalloween #thebloodlands #whitesettlers #pollyannamcintosh #leewilliams #homeinvasion #pigmasks