Episode 9: The Watery Grave Episode

Published: April 21, 2020, 3:57 p.m.

Claire Diane joins Cerise and Vicky in their undersea base to talk about some underwater horror movies! Nothing goes wrong at all! 9:35 - Underwater (2020) Kristen Stewart goes to work for an undersea mining company and leads an uneventful life beneath the waves. 25:49 - The Horror Of Party Beach (1964) A company dumps radioactive waste yards away from teenagers having wholesome fun. Everybody gets a nice tan. 41:45 - DeepStar Six (1989) A group of undersea engineers bonds over their shared love of ichthyology. Miguel Ferrer soothes his nerves by flipping random switches, which proves to be a completely harmless activity. 1:02:48 - Deep Blue Sea (1999) Super-intelligent sharks bond over their love of gristly humans until they get stabbed in the eye by a rapper with a crucifix. The ensuing lawsuit is successful. 1:24:01 - The Host (2007) Throwing formaldehyde into the river is as fun and wholesome an activity as throwing garbage at sea monsters. Good times are had by all.