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Cerise and Vicky distract themselves from looming disaster by ranking some classic (?) superhero movies. Bloodshot (2020) - 7:23 Vin Diesel stars in the last movie ever released - the cinematic world ends not in a bang, but with a sullen grunt. Flash Gordon (1980) - 23:30 Flash will save every one of us, but apparently not from yellowface. The Rocketeer (1991) - 37:34 The NBA might be cancelled, but at least we get to watch every actor in this movie dunk on its star. Spawn (1997) - 53:45 Honestly, an apocalypse of clown farts is starting to sound pretty fun right about now. The Spirit (2008) - 1:07:42 Frank Miller would like you to know that he fucks, and will not stop reminding you until you're convinced that he's never had sex in his life.