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CW: Drug use, self harm, addiction, extreme violence In celebration of the long awaited release (by someone, surely) of Spiral: From the Book of Saw, Cerise and Vicky take a trip through a torture trap all their own as they watch the first 8 Saw films back to back to back. Listen as they go through an entire afternoon, evening and into the dawn with the purest horror filth. Will they make it out alive? (of course they will, it's a movie podcast, please calm down) 7:47 Saw (2004, James Wan) We start off full of pep and dreams of a fun movie marathon, but Saw has already begun to disabuse us of this dream. 23:05 Saw II (2005, Darren Lynn Bousman) C and V welcome director Darren Lynn Bousman to their list, but before the night is out he will be their most ranked director. This is hardly the worst thing about watching Saw II 37:10 Saw III (2006, Darren Lynn Bousman) C and V lose the will to go on in the face of this absolute racist trash fire. Have they found the new worst film of all time? Still, they go on. 50:45 Saw IV (2007, Darren Lynn Bousman)The drinks have started to have their effect as C and V rank a film that, at least, is not as bad as Saw III? Also, a lot of puppet slander! 1:07:30 Saw V (2008, David Hackl) The franchise is officially eating its own tail here, and Cerise barely prevents Vicky from eating her own hand. 1:22:00 Saw VI (2009, Kevin Greutert) Long running series villain (no, not Jigsaw, series editor Kevin Greutert) takes the helm as director and...makes the best movie so far in the franchise? HUGE TWIST 1:34:35 Saw 3D: The Final Chapter (2010, Kevin Greutert) Hopes of more good movies to come are utterly dashed on the rocks of the misogynist nightmare of Saw VII. Will Cerise and Vicky ever know pleasure again? 1:50:30 Jigsaw (2017, The Spierig Brothers) Is it a reboot? A sequel? Cerise and Vicky can't go on. The sun has come up over beautiful West Philadelphia and they seem to have lost the ability to think about movies, potentially forever. 2:07:30 Spiral : From the Book of Saw(2021) Darren "The Bous" Bousman returns to the franchise, Cerise and Vicky return to theaters, and one final twist ending awaits them.