Episode 1: The Lesbian Romance Episode

Published: Feb. 25, 2020, 12:49 a.m.

Our first episode! Max Wilde joins Cerise and Vicky as they begin their mission to rank every movie. 3:00 - Portrait of a Lady on Fire. Is this the first movie on our list and therefore the best movie of all time? Can it turn you gay? Is casting your ex in a movie like this the biggest lesbian move ever? Probably. 18:12 - The Bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant. Rainier Werner Fassbinder cranks out a masterpiece in two weeks. What did *you* do in the last two weeks? 40:32 - Forbidden Love. A documentary about lesbians with a softcore sex scene at the end. 49:12 - Blue Is The Warmest Color. Abdellatif Kechiche is a creep, and so on. 63:57 - Liberty's Secret. On Earth 3, evangelicals can learn to love gay people if you sing them a song. Also, Jesus is co-dependent.