Vampire Trees! (Season 2, Episode 14)

Published: Oct. 26, 2021, noon

b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nWe\'ve got heather back for 1 hour during a rehearsal break! Can we do it?\\xa0 Could anybody do it?\\xa0 Is it madness to even try? Record an episode of Campfire Classics in such a short time!? Can Ken and Heather stay on track!?\\nLet\'s find out...\\nWell, it\'s Halloween, or close enough, and since last week\'s story was less scary than anticipated, we\'ve decided to go with the never miss spookiness of H.P. Lovecraft.\\xa0 This week\'s story is called "The Unnamable", which seems inherently false advertising.\\xa0 If you name something "The Unnamable" it is no longer unnamable.\\xa0 Lies!\\xa0 Lies on the level of "The Neverending Story"!\\nThat bit of perturbation dealt with, the story is really quite engaging, despite a few tangents during which your hosts discuss:Dicks and why they are always swinging.The origins of Harry Potter\'s name.And, of course, arboreal vampirism.\\xa0 Look at the episode title.\\nKen\'s Fun Facts are all about the history of Halloween, so if you want to learn a bit about our author, check out episode number 11, titled "Don\'t Go in the Moist Hole" where Heather tries to read the story "The Tomb".\\xa0\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'