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b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nGo become a burglar.\\xa0 I think that\'s the moral of this week\'s episode.\\nOr possibly it\'s that \'90s pop culture references are weird.\\nI really don\'t know. Maybe this episode, like life, has no moral, and we are all merely wandering through a meaningless nihilistic wasteland that we call "reality" because we don\'t know what else to do.\\nAgh!\\xa0 This is what happens when I\'m forced to listen to Ken try to be clever and philosophical while Heather butchers French words.\\xa0 I get maudlin...\\nAnyway.\\nThis week, Ken has selected another Ars\\xe8ne Lupin story for Heather to read.\\xa0 This story is called "The Black Pearl".\\xa0 Since Ken decided he didn\'t want to do fun facts this week, for info on the author you can check out season 2, episode 6 "The Drag Queen Chaperone".\\nDuring the episode, our hosts tackle hard hitting social issues like the importance of Mark-Paul Gosselar, pineapple pizza, and which way to load toilet paper. Oooo...edgy stuff.\\n"The Black Pearl\\u201d was first published in Je Sais Tout, No. 18, 15 July 1906, as "The Extraordinary Life of Arsene Lupin: The Black Pearl"\\nEmail us at 5050artsproduction@gmail.com.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nLike, subscribe, leave a review.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'