The Menace in the Rear

Published: Sept. 6, 2022, 5:02 p.m.

b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nHave you ever thought "Gosh, I miss being young"?\\nThis episode will singlehandedly change your mind.\\nThe good old days were neither good, nor old, nor days.\\xa0 Actually that\'s not true.\\xa0 They were definitely days, they were older than today, and some of them may have been good, but that\'s not the point.\\nThe point is that this week, your hosts have a story for you by Stephen Crane called "The Pace of Youth", and good lord young people are stupid!\\xa0 Not you of course. You are both young and very clever.\\xa0 But all the other young people?\\xa0 Yeah, dummies.\\nAnd what do Ken and Heather talk about while reading this story?The death of Romeo and Juliet.The death of Yahoo!The death of X-Tube.Huh...that\'s a lot of death for a cute story about young people...weird.\\n"The Pace of Youth" was first published in The Open Boat and Other Stories in 1898.\\nEmail us at 5050artsproduction@gmail.com.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nLike, subscribe, leave a review.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'