Orange is the New Bloodletting

Published: Feb. 21, 2023, 1 p.m.

b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nThis episode is just a D.A.R.E. ad.\\nOr possibly a McDonald\'s ad.\\nEither way, your hosts have sold out and are clearly suckling on the corporate teat.\\xa0\\nListen, you\'ll get it.\\xa0 Ken chose this week\'s story, which panders to some pretty base ideologies.\\xa0 It was written by T.S. Arthur, and Heather reads it well, but only after we\'ve been subjected to even some barely concealed marketing.\\nThe themes this week are...confusing.Don\'t have fun.Sobriety is a cult.Here\'s a foolproof way to get past the drug sniffing dogs.\\nWeird, right?\\nOh, and here\'s the video Ken promised you:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t13mpMO1GGk\\n"The Last Penny" was published in 1852.\\nEmail us at 5050artsproduction@gmail.com.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nLike, subscribe, leave a review.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'