Look After Your Ass

Published: Aug. 23, 2022, noon

b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nLook after your own ass.\\xa0 Just good words to live by.\\nThis week we\'re dipping into the tales of the Brothers Grimm!\\xa0 Because somehow we seem to have missed them so far.\\nKen selected this story and a returning guest host is reading it! Because no one, not even Ken, liked his solo episode from last week.\\xa0 Don\'t worry, the people in charge of making that decision have been mercilessly ridiculed.\\nSo!\\xa0 The story this week is called "Little Table Set Thyself, Gold-Ass, and Cudgel Out of the Sack".\\xa0 Hard to believe there are any words left or the rest of the story.\\nThis weeks conversation topics include monkey syphilis, talking rose bushes, and the inevitable heat death of the universe.\\xa0 Two of those are true, ten points to the first person to email us and tell us which one isn\'t.\\xa0\\n"Little Table Set Thyself, Gold-Ass, and Cudgel Out of the Sack" was first published in Gimms\' Fairy Tales in 1812 under the German title "Tischlein deck dich, Goldesel und Kn\\xfcppel aus dem Sack."\\nEmail us at 5050artsproduction@gmail.com.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nLike, subscribe, leave a review.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'