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b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nAaahhhh...\\nAll is right with the world again. Ken and Heather are back to doing what they do best. Butchering great works of literature for your passing amusement.\\nThis week Ken has a story for Heather called "The Compleat Criminal." Yes, it\'s really spelled that way. Yes, I think it\'s dumb, too.\\nBut it was written by Edgar Wallace, who apparently wasn\'t a total moron, which is really saying something for a white man at the turn of the century, so...yay!\\nIn addition to some surprised babbling up front we are treated to the usual brand of linguistic nonsense.What is the right side of 40?Who has Hollywood\\u2019s best eyebrows?How many ways can Heather mispronounce the phrase \\u201ccounty constabulary\\u201d?\\n"The Compleat Criminal" was published in 1928 in Wallace\'s collection entitled The Thief in the Nightand Other Stories.\\nEmail us at 5050artsproduction@gmail.com.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nLike, subscribe, leave a review.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'