Bad Touch

Published: Nov. 15, 2022, 1 p.m.

b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nThis week, your hosts have lost their minds and decided for some reason to subject us all to a long ass edition of Clown Corner.\\xa0 So, you\'ll have to forgive me for wanting to get out of this as quickly as possible.\\nThis one comes with several warning:Clowns aren\'t funny.ClownDog is coming to get you.\\xa0 Woof woof stab, bitches.Clowns are your overlords, now.\\nOh, and Heather picked a story for Ken called "The Happy Clown".\\xa0 Has there ever been a title that sent chills further down your spine?\\xa0 Good lord!\\n"The Happy Clown" was written by Alice Eleanor Jones and published in\\xa0If\\xa0in 1955.\\xa0 Extensive research has been able to uncovered no evidence of an active copyright.\\nDid you dance for us?\\nEmail us at 5050artsproduction@gmail.com.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nLike, subscribe, leave a review.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'