Alien Sex Party

Published: Nov. 23, 2021, 1 p.m.

b'Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!\\nHappy American Thanksgiving, if you celebrate that holiday.\\xa0 If you don\'t, Happy Alien Sex Party Day.\\xa0 If you are unfamiliar with this holiday, that\'s because I am making it up right now as I write this episode blurb.\\nHeather is out of quarantine and performing, but she was able to squeeze us in to her busy schedule long enough to select a story for Ken to read.\\xa0 This week\'s story is the misleadingly titled "The Vegans Were Curious" by possible extra terrestrial Winston K. Marks.\\xa0\\nThe story is an interstellar romp through human/alien relations, but even that isn\'t enough to keep our hosts focused for long, as discussion topics cover...well, actually a lot of it is almost on topic.\\xa0 Vegan Thanksgiving recipes, vegan celebrities, and is "going down" vegan?\\nOur sincere apologies to any vegans we might offend.\\xa0 It was unintentional, and as you\'ll see, completely unnecessary.\\xa0\\n"The Vegans Were Curious" was first published in\\xa0Imagination\\xa0in 1954.\\xa0 Extensive research has discovered no evidence that the story is still in copyright.\\xa0 If we are wrong, please let us know so that we can docilely accept our punishments.\\nRemember to tell five friends to check out\\xa0Campfire Classics.\\nNow sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.'