Tom Hanks?

Published: March 22, 2020, 10:22 p.m.

b"In this trying time, we would like to know: Would You Kiss Thomas Hanks? It's important to us that everyone know we recorded this little sweetie two weeks before Tommy's diagnosis. To be clear, we stan Hanx and we wish he and Rita the quickest, fullest, smoothest recovery. We wish that for everyone, but I think we can all agree the nation, nay the world, needs him in particular. If we could nurse him back to health ourselves, we would.\\nIn this first episode we will explore delicious themes such as: Barefoot Nymph David Byrne, Sexy Parasite?, America's Daddy, Tom's juicy bottom in his first big film Splash, NO Crying in Baseball, CHET, Bill Murray for the Locals, and questions and considerations about What That Mouth Do?\\nIf you'd like to get bitchy and gossip about hot actors, like really get deep into it, like probably too deep, come sit with us honey!! And most importantly, think about whether or not You Would Kiss."