Just What I Always Wanted

Published: Jan. 20, 2009, 5 p.m.

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Today I talk about a gift I got for Christmas. I\\u2019m going to be 45 in a few weeks, so I know I\\u2019m \\u201cHalf way to dead.\\u201d However, what does it say if someone gets you the clapper? I mean the commercial shows some woman who sits up in bed and claps the light off. This woman looks, well, half way to dead.

Now the interesting thing is, the clapper is a great GIFT. I mean IT ROCKS. The sad thing is I ended up using it just like the old woman on the commercial. I have it hooked up to the light right next to my bed.

Dave turns 45 in a few weeks. Check out what he wants for his birthday

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