We get to review “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”. . . but first we have to eat our vegetables and review “Alvin & the Chipmunks: The Road Chip.” Bored as Hell Podcast - This week's episodehttp://boredashellcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/29-The-Road-Chip-Awakens.mp3 | Open Player in New Window Oh, The Road Chip. You are a literal piece of crap. Because you are a franchise who advertises poo-eating in your trailers, and the pee and poo jokes continue in this 4th “film” in the series. We wish all the talented people well who worked on this film: may the checks you cashed sustain you well until your next project. 2/10 and a more full review here. Star Wars!! The Force Awakens! A spoiler-free review that does include discussion of minor plot points and character descriptions that describe what transpires in the first 15-20 minutes of the film. All major real spoilers are kept under wraps. Rey is a new feminist hero. What made us well up with tears. We all give it a 10/10 or higher.