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b'Donate your way to MuchoMangoMayo 2016!
\\nHey, Gang, money hasn\\u2019t really been there for me lately. We seem to have had a bit of a falling out. While I\\u2019m already behind on my bills, I\\u2019m now looking at a couple of hundred bucks in car repairs and my identity was thieved today. The bank will cover what I lost in that last part, but not immediately.
\\nNormally I could cover this through MuchoMangoMayo donations, but this year is the lowest amount of donations I\\u2019ve received of any May since the event started. Maybe the show sucks more, or maybe the incentive isn\\u2019t there since I\\u2019ve said I won\\u2019t do this again next year. I may have to swallow my words. (Won\\u2019t be the first time.)
\\nTell you what I\\u2019m going to do. If you love the show and you\\u2019ve never donated, show me your love and donate some dough through the donate button. I\\u2019ll take any amount you want to give, unless it\\u2019s under a dollar, because the fees may mean I\\u2019ll owe PayPal money.
\\nIf you\\u2019re one of the first four people to donate $30 or more, I\\u2019ll send you an autographed copy of a story collection or magazine that contains one of my stories. These are my contributor copies and they mean a lot to me, but apparently not that much when I need dough. There\\u2019s a photo of the books in the notes for this post at bewarethehairymango.com, so you can sniff around them.
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\\nIf you donate $75 or more, I will make a personalized episode of Beware the Hairy Mango just for you. May be a couple of months down the line, but I will do it. You can give me some guidelines, which I\\u2019ll try to meet within reason and you can do whatever the hell you want with the resulting audio.
\\nNow here\\u2019s the big prize and one I know I\\u2019ll be kicking myself for offering in the future. As I\\u2019ve said, Beware the Hairy Mango is coming to an end at the end of this year. But if you guys, as a group, donate fifteen hundred dollars or more between now and June 6th, 2015, I will give you 31 more episodes of this show in May of next year. That\\u2019s right. If you want one more MuchoMangoMayo in your future, and God I hope it\\u2019s only one more, and enough of you kick in, zombie Mango will rise from the grave in eleven months time. Subscribe to the Elitist shows for a month through the Get the Mango button, and I will count those four dollars toward the total and you\\u2019ll get the nearly three dozen episodes that are already there right off the bat. How can any of you possible say no? Actually, I\\u2019m fine if you say no but still donate.
\\nMake MuchoMangoMayo 2016 happen people!
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