The Persian Prince

Published: Oct. 11, 2018, 11:15 p.m.

b'It\'s our trailer episode! We tried just watching a bunch of movie trailers and tried to be funny. Did it work??? Will Mountain Dew offer us a sponsorship???\\n\\nAquaman- great movie for narwhal fans. But don\'t expect any explanation for how he eats underwater.\\n\\nCaptain Marvel- They scanned her thumbprint. But how will she get back up after she falls down again? \\n\\nMary Poppins Returns- It\'s all magical and crap. Big whoop.\\n\\nOverlord- Is it a movie or a video game? Plenty of drugs and spooky stuff, plus glory-holes. Or should we call them, "trust-holes"?\\n\\nPeterloo\\nTurns out that wealth disparity has been a thing all throughout history. Who knew???\\n\\nRobin Hood\\nFinally, a Robin Hood movie that does away with the historical setting and focuses on the archery. Go get \'em, Jamie Fox!\\n\\nRunning for Grace\\nIt\'s a movie about blonde ladies, running Hawaiians, and drunk doctors. Probably no ukeleles tho. \\n\\nThe Happy Prince\\nBack in the olden days, you weren\'t allowed to have sex with hot guys unless you had a vagina. Naturally, Oscar Wilde runs afoul of this statute. If only there had been more glory-holes.\\n\\nAnd then some movie about old white people with Alzheimer\'s. I forget what it\'s called. Rachel MacAdams isn\'t in it, so I couldn\'t care less. \\n\\nAlso, have you seen a tv segment from the eighties where there\'s a guy with Tourette\'s Syndrome? Because we really want to have a good laugh at his expense!\\n\\nDon\'t forget to check us out on instagram at @benthereseanthat and click like and subscribe, etc etc!'