Episode 272: Wayward Priest (Father Ebenezer Johnson)

Published: July 8, 2023, 8:09 p.m.

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Do you believe that over-the-knee spankings are the lubricant of sexual discipline? Father Ebenezer Johnson breaks the seal of confession to tell us the story of Amy, a friend whose lifelong fantasies feature religious roleplay, Gregorian chants, and the catholic clergy. Will this elaborate Exorcist-inspired scene absolve Amy\\u2019s sins? And Dixie\\u2019s summertime work/play celebration this week involved a roadtrip (in Edna the Minivan) to Sex Geek Summer Camp. Was it worth 28 hours behind the wheel? #SisterGertrude #BirthdayGift #Sinner #Saint #BaseInstincts #SeduceTheGardener

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Song: \\u2019The Origin of Love\\u2019 (Mika)

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Religious Roleplay l Institute of Higher Learning | Spiritual Orgasm | God\\u2019s Gift l Priest Frock l Vessel of God l Sexual Discipline l Theological Sexual Positions | College l Coed l Expelled | God\\u2019s Perfection l Fantasy l Craigslist Casual Encounters | Russian l Thorn Birds l The Exorcist l Fight the AntiChrist l Casual Sex l True Love l Open Relationship l Gregorian Chants l Spanking l Break Character l Upcoming Tour l Sex Geek Summer Camp l Thought Leader l

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About our Storyteller:

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Father\\xa0Ebenezer\\xa0Johnson\\xa0was born and raised in Sodom, Alabama, and is a professor for the Department of Religion Sexual Development and Implementation at St. Christopher\'s College in Gomorrah, Utah.

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His book, "Did Mary Have A Spiritual Orgasm Birthing Jesus?" is a best seller. He has an advanced degree in theological sexual positions, and has been on the cover of Undressed Priests three times (so far).


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