Episode 260: Tsunami (Crystal Crowe)

Published: Feb. 2, 2023, 2 a.m.

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Have you ever been afraid of destroying your date\\u2019s leather seats with your orgasms? Baker, Chocolatier and Bawdy team member Crystal Crowe is so nervous about her first date with Hans Christian; will she talk too much? Is she what he expects, or will he reject her? Yet it\\u2019s going so well; the conversation never falters and they share entrees - and pecan pie! - at her favorite restaurant for hours. Soon things get hot and heavy and and she\\u2019s worried that she\\u2019s gonna soak his muscle car\\u2019s beautiful interior. Wait: if we\\u2019re both such Nature Lovers, let\\u2019s have messy sex outdoors! She can relax and have a view of the Bay, and he\\u2019s got a view of\\u2026well, isn\\u2019t that obvious by the name of this episode?! #Squirter #Insecure #PublicSex #Nature #SexOutdoors #Relax

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Song: \\u2018Sweetest Pie\\u2019 (Megan Thee Stallion & Dua Lipa)

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About our Storyteller:

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Crystal Crowe is a Baker/Chef who makes amazing desserts, and by night she\\u2019s a kinky opportunist. Crystal is also Dixie De La Tour\'s girl\\u2014you can find her running the VIP for Bawdy Storytelling and behind the scenes of all things Bawdy. Dixie says \\u2018Crystal is the hardest working person I\\u2019ve ever met\\u2019, and she\\u2019s been helping to keep Bawdy going for over 10 years now. When she is not cooking or telling stories (she\\u2019s won Best of Bawdy TWICE!), she loves outdoor adventures, especially backpacking in Yosemite. If you\'re lucky enough find her when she\'s free, she\'s kinky, fun, and available.

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Ask: Crystal Crowe is sick with COVID right now, and that means she can\\u2019t return to work for at least another 10 days. She fell behind financially while she was unemployed, so any $ you can send her way is greatly appreciated.

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Venmo @Crystal-Crowe-8

Paypal @CrystalCrowe\\xa0

CashApp $1CrystalCrowe


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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Ty McKenzie and Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

Dixie\\u2019s Virtual Assistant is Roillan James

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!\\xa0

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