Episode 236: Fresh Out tha Oven (Dick Wound)

Published: Aug. 2, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love\\u2019s food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she\\u2019s lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice cold pumpkin guts. It\\u2019s time to mix the batter! Plus, Dixie struggles with the hardest goodbye she\\u2019ll ever face. #ASMR #Sloppy #Squishy #Slippery #Scene

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Song: \\u2018Bon Appetit\\u2019 (Katy Perry & Migos)

About the Storyteller:

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Dick\\xa0Wound\\xa0explores darker and more unusual kinks and fetishes on his podcast, Off the Cuffs, including fantasies of his own death, being dominated by robots, and seductive alien encounters. The podcast was established to document his journey into the kink community, but little time passed before\\xa0Dick\\xa0began receiving feedback from listeners and it quickly became evident that many needed guidance to begin their journey. The platform\\xa0Dick\\xa0has created brings together both newbies and long time kinksters, and enables them to share their stories and experiences with a worldwide audience. This has led to guest appearances on other podcasts including RISK!, This is Actually Happening, The Dildorks and dozens of others.\\xa0Dick\\xa0also operates and produces a second podcast, Being There, where the extraordinary aspects of everyday people\\u2019s lives are explored in a free form interview/story-telling format.\\xa0Dick\\u2019s personal journey is an interesting one, and he is available to speak on the subjects of kink and BDSM with an open mind and devious sense of humor.

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You can learn more about Dick Wound at\\xa0

https://www.offthecuffs.org/

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Patreon.com/OCPKink

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

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Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!\\xa0

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