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Have you ever had first time anal with your best friend/ex-fiancee in a jacuzzi room at Disneyland? Comedian/Writer/Producer April Kidwell and her butt buddy Scott are having a hard time in their relationship, going from broken limbs to life tragedy to a sports injury that breaks *another* leg. So they escape by going on holiday and pushing each other\\u2019s wheelchairs from Space Mountain to Star Wars World - and then polish it off with an inaugural booty blast back in the hotel room. But the real world always bubbles up eventually, doesn\\u2019t it? What a mess! #EnterThruTheExit #FrontOfTheLine #LifeIsMessy

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Song: \\u2018Let\\u2019s fall in love for the night\\u2019 (Finneas)

About the Storyteller:

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April Kidwell\\xa0is the writer, producer and star of I, Nomi - the one woman musical comedy about the life of Nomi Malone, before and after the cult classic about her life: Showgirls (you know, the\\xa01995\\xa0erotic drama cult film directed by Paul Verhoeven). Off Broadway, April has performed in: Showgirls! The Musical! (As Nomi Malone), in Bayside! The Musical!, in San Francisco\\u2019s Drag Becomes Her (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Legally Black (as Anna Nicole Smith), in Trixie & Katya\\u2019s High School Reunion (as Christy), Buffy the Vampire Slayer Live! (As Willow); And In the Films: The Bride of Death, Eat the Rainbow, and of course, in the 2019 documentary, You Don\\u2019t Nomi.

She is a proud student and volunteer of the Earthship Academy and Foxhole homes - building off the grid, self sustainable houses made of natural and recycled materials for homeless veterans. \\xa0

Learn more about April at\\xa0www.aprilkidwell.com.

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Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said \\u2018OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!\\u2019 Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let\\u2019s make a plan.

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Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith (!!!)

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!\\xa0

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