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Have you ever received oral sex from a beautiful French woman at 200 miles an hour? Teenage Brendan Taylor had always believed that those Penthouse forum stories were complete fabrications; he\\u2019s focusing on his studies, not girls. And for a lanky, inexperienced country boy first trip\\u2019s to France, this young nerd is most excited about the train ride from Paris to Marseille on the TGV bullet train. Electric! High Speed! Yet when a sophisticated Parisian woman takes an interest, he begins to feel a different kind of electricity. Those French lessons don\\u2019t seem quite so important now, because Brendan\\u2019s discovered the universal language. #SinkOrSwim #Croissant #Bonjour #Unzipped

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Song: \\u2018Finally Woken\\u2019 (Jem)

About the Storyteller:

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Brendan Taylor was born and raised in a small town in the Midwest in the 70s. He enjoys many shades of off-white from eggshell to ecru, and likes just a *touch* of vanilla. He gets migraines like a lawyer bills hours, curses like a barefoot sailor in a Lego factory, and is full of surprises and stories. He chased a woman to San Francisco 26 years ago and it seems to be working out so far.

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OUR LIVE SHOW and LIVESTREAM: Our next Bawdy happens right after the Pride Parade on Sunday June 26th. \'Y\\u2019all Means All\\u2019 is our theme and I\\u2019m accepting story pitches now! Wanna watch the stories live and in person, or on the livestream? Get tickets now at https://bit.ly/BawdyYallMeansAllSF

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Storytelling Workshop: I\\u2019ve added another \\u2018How to be Fascinating\\u2019 and there\\u2019s just a few spots left. Why are Bawdy\\u2019s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next workshop starts on Wednesday, July 13th (the last few workshops got rave reviews from the attendees, 1 student even landed their dream job - at double their previous salary - and this week\\u2019s storyteller is a brand new graduate of the course!). I\\u2019ve added weekly office hours, all-you-can-eat custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year - and Early Bird Pricing ends next week!

Register at https://bit.ly/HowtobeFascinatingWeds

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Private Coaching: Storytelling for Self-Discovery can help you find, create and polish your own stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said \\u2018OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!\\u2019 Why? Because together, we do the work and find what that story is really about for you) Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com and let\\u2019s make a plan.

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Patreon: I produce a weekly podcast and monthly live shows and livestreams, and it\\u2019s all because of our Patreon community. Bawdy is still here after years away from our beloved live shows, and it\\u2019s because of people like you who support this important work that we do. Plus you get exclusive rewards when you join, so please become a member of our Patreon family now at

https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy (and Thank You!)

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https://bawdystorytelling.com/subscribe

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Cameo/Custom Dixie video: Need some Applause Tiddies?\\xa0 I\\u2019ve been having so much fun making customized videos, and they make such a great Valentine\\u2019s Day gift! Send your friends and lovers a custom \\u2018Cameo\\u2019 video from Dixie (with or without applause tiddies), it\\u2019s a great way to send love from far away to a Bawdy fan\\u2026 For just $69, you and I can have a short zoom call, you can tell me all about the recipient, and I\\u2019ll make a custom video from you for their special day. Find out more by emailing dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com #CustomVideo #Gift

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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it\\u2019s a place to discuss the podcast\\u2019s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you\\u2019re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

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Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker
Sound Engineer: David Grosof
Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!\\xa0

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