Too Many People Dare Call it Conspiracy

Published: Jan. 16, 2019, 7:57 p.m.

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[Content warning: References to anti-Semitic and anti-Catholic canards]

I feel deep affection for Gary Allen\\u2019s\\xa0None Dare Call It Conspiracy, a bizarre screed about the Federal Reserve/Communist/Trilateral Commission plot for a one world government. From its ridiculous title to its even-more-ridiculous\\xa0cover image, this is a book that accepts its own nature. In the Aristotelian framework, where everything is trying to be the most perfect example of whatever it is,\\xa0None Dare Call It Conspiracy\\xa0has reached a certain apotheosis.

But my problem is the opposite of Allen\\u2019s. Too many people dare call too many things conspiracy. Perfectly reasonable hypotheses get attacked as conspiracy theories, derailing the discussion into arguments over when you\\u2019re allowed to use the phrase. These arguments are surprisingly tough. Which of the following do you think should be classified as \\u201cconspiracy theories\\u201d? Which ones are so deranged that people espousing them should be excluded from civilized discussion?

1. Donald Trump and his advisors secretly met with Russian agents to discuss how to throw the 2016 election in his favor.

2. Donald Trump didn\\u2019t collaborate with any Russians, but Democrats are working together to convince everyone that he did, in the hopes of getting him indicted or convincing the electorate that he\\u2019s a traitor.

3. Insurance companies are working to sabotage any proposal for universal health care; if not for their constant machinations, we would have universal health care already.

4. The ruling classes constantly use lobbyists and soft power to sabotage tax increases, labor laws, and any other policy that increase the relative power of the poor.

5. America\\u2019s aid to Israel is not in America\\u2019s best interest, but is maintained through the power of AIPAC and other pro-Israel groups mainly supported by America\\u2019s Jewish community.

6. The Jews are behind Brexit as a plot to weaken Western Europe.

7. Climate scientists routinely exaggerate or massage their studies to get the results they want, or only publish studies that get the results they want, both because of their personal political leanings and because they know it is good for their field to constantly be discovering exciting things that their funders and their supporters among the public want to hear.

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