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[Classic] SSC Gives A Graduation Speech

Published: Sept. 7, 2020, 11:49 a.m.

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Trigger warning: deliberately provoking horror about graduates\\u2019 real-\\u200bworld post-\\u200bcollege prospects.

Epistemic status: intended as persuasive speech, may somewhat overstate case.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to have been invited to speak here at the great University of [mumble]. Go Wildcats, Spartans, or Eagles, as the case may be!

I apologize if what I have to say to you sounds a little unpolished. I was called in on very short notice after your original choice for graduation speaker, Mr. Steven L. Carter, had his invitation to speak rescinded due to his offensive and quite honestly outrageous opinions. Let me say in no uncertain terms that I totally condemn him and everything he stands for, and that I am glad to see the University of [mumble] taking a strong stand against this sort of thing.

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