Published: Oct. 4, 2018, 7:57 a.m.
Winner of the Postponed Stoner's Choice Awards
Stan and Roger get high. That is all ye know on Earth and all ye need to know.
"I don't know how I wound up here. Could someone call me an Uber?"
"There are some people who could read the phonebook and I would listen. These are ... those people."
"It's only a matter of time before the fuzz shuts this down. That's what they told me last time I called."
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