Twas The Nightmare Before Christmas

Published: Nov. 11, 2021, 8 a.m.

Twas the nightmare before Christmas and all through the house, no pearl earrings were given, just some sort of spout. Blanche’s stockings were torn, not handled with care, in hopes that soon Mr. September would be there. Sophia was ready to get to the ‘port, but first a hostage situation she would have to abort. With Dorthy in her boxy sweaters and Rose being a sap, they rushed on their planes, hoping to take a nap. When what to their horrified ears did they hear? A storm is a’ comin’, no flights shall depart here. On the way to Albert’s they ran out of gas, but no need to worry, the cheesecake is gratis. Join Dorthy, Sophia, Blanche and Rose as they try to celebrate Christmas after being dealt blows. So dash away dash away dash away Hare, it’s time we go on a surfin’ safari- in today’s episode. Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas!