Empty Nests

Published: Feb. 24, 2022, 8 a.m.

Darkness falls across Richmond

It’s the end of the second season

People named Renee and George

Will terrorize y’all’s neighborhood.

And whosoever Chuck shall be

Leaves us saying “oh Boy-ee”

As we feel like we’re in hell

With the always ringing doorbell


The foulest guest is Oliver

The funk of forty-thousand lovers

And grizzly details of a prostate

Have us wishing we could leave this place

And though you fight to stay awake

Your body can not rest

For no Golden Girls fan can enjoy

The evils of Empty Nests