Darkness falls across Richmond
It’s the end of the second season
People named Renee and George
Will terrorize y’all’s neighborhood.
And whosoever Chuck shall be
Leaves us saying “oh Boy-ee”
As we feel like we’re in hell
With the always ringing doorbell
The foulest guest is Oliver
The funk of forty-thousand lovers
And grizzly details of a prostate
Have us wishing we could leave this place
And though you fight to stay awake
Your body can not rest
For no Golden Girls fan can enjoy
The evils of Empty Nests