The Oral Reparations

Published: Oct. 30, 2014, 4:08 p.m.

b'The family of a 17 year old boy that got oral sex from a 22 year old teacher wants to get paid, sues school board for 11 million; having sex with 20 different women keeps you from getting cancer; Pope Francis declares evolution and Big Bang Theory are real, says God is not a magician with a majic wand; Funkhouser and AD pretend to be real men who are into sports by talking about the World Series.'