The ISIS cheerleading defection

Published: Oct. 9, 2014, 5:10 p.m.

b'Former schoolteacher reveals how she became member of all-female ISIS brigade; AD encourages you to make the most of your weekend; plans for an all-female Ghostbusters are in the works; we learn how easy it is to make a Lorde record from South Park; Funkhouser gets his sick girlfriend chicken soup.'