The I-Witness News

Published: Sept. 10, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

b"Michael Moore bashes Obama; New Apple products released: white people rejoice; Ray Rice's wife says the reaction to the elevator video is a horrible nightmare; Atheist air force sergeant won't be allowed to reenlist unless he lies under oath; Funkhouser is getting sick, won't be able to put together the rest of his ikea furniture this weekend but still does Russian accent like a champ."