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The Mortified Podcast

The Mortified Podcast

214 episodes

The Mortified Podcast is a storytelling series where adults share the embarrassing things they created as kids—diaries, letters, lyrics & beyond—in front of total strangers. PS: It totally likes you. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia, from PRX. Learn more at radiotopia.fm.

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252 Plenty of Fish

Published: Nov. 21, 2023, 2:23 a.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 10 seconds

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Robot Diaries + Announcement

Published: Jan. 23, 2023, 12:19 a.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 14 seconds

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251: Secret Lives of the Well Behaved

Published: Dec. 19, 2022, 1:23 a.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 36 seconds

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250: For Bonnie, Carolyn and Rachel

Published: Dec. 4, 2022, 7 p.m.
Duration: 48 minutes 37 seconds

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249: This Isn't Going to Last

Published: Nov. 21, 2022, 12:41 a.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 31 seconds

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248: Colin Quinn + Tyra Banks

Published: Nov. 6, 2022, 10:32 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 54 seconds

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247: Tale of Two Hippies

Published: Oct. 16, 2022, 8:47 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 37 seconds

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246: I Was An Artsy Kid (w/ Gillian Jacobs & Rider Strong)

Published: Oct. 2, 2022, 11:43 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 55 seconds

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245: Truth, Dare and Cher

Published: Sept. 18, 2022, 10:23 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 15 seconds

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244: Jessica's Diary

Published: Sept. 4, 2022, 8:22 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 21 seconds

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243: I Want You Back

Published: Aug. 21, 2022, 7:03 p.m.
Duration: 35 minutes 20 seconds

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242: I Had A Mean Streak

Published: Aug. 7, 2022, 2:18 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 58 seconds

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241: Homesick in India

Published: July 18, 2022, 3:22 a.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 6 seconds

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240: I Want Some Action

Published: July 4, 2022, 9:36 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 40 seconds

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239: I Love Musicals

Published: June 19, 2022, 5:57 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 21 seconds

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238: My Inner Wednesday Addams

Published: June 5, 2022, 8:11 p.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 17 seconds

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237: Brownies & Ben Affleck

Published: May 15, 2022, 4:07 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 13 seconds

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236: Harvard Material

Published: May 1, 2022, 6:18 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 43 seconds

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235: Sweet Valley High + Animorphs

Published: April 17, 2022, 5:51 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 21 seconds

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234: Model UN + Czech Mates

Published: April 3, 2022, 6:26 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 51 seconds

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233: Mom Gets It On

Published: March 20, 2022, 8:32 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 23 seconds

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232: Writing to God

Published: March 7, 2022, 4:07 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 29 seconds

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Bonus Episode: Making Trouble

Published: Feb. 25, 2022, 5 a.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 11 seconds

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231: Songs in the Key of Tom

Published: Feb. 20, 2022, 5 a.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 19 seconds

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230: Jonas Brothers, Hanson & Dream Street

Published: Feb. 6, 2022, 10:38 p.m.
Duration: 35 minutes 1 second

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229: A Message to My Future Self

Published: Jan. 23, 2022, 4:24 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 23 seconds

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228: Friends or Rivals?

Published: Dec. 19, 2021, 6:25 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 54 seconds

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227: My Sexually Frustrated Fiction (w/ Martin Starr & more)

Published: Dec. 5, 2021, 6:11 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 4 seconds

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226: I'm In Love With My Straight Friend

Published: Nov. 22, 2021, 5:02 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 46 seconds

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225: Why Am I So Pissed Off?

Published: Nov. 8, 2021, 2:54 a.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 23 seconds

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224: Hadley's Playground

Published: Oct. 17, 2021, 8:19 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 59 seconds

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223: The Science Of Love

Published: Oct. 3, 2021, 7:19 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 8 seconds

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222: My Pop Culture Obsession (Jenna Fischer, Katie Holmes, Zach De La Rocha)

Published: Sept. 19, 2021, 9:09 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 46 seconds

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221: Two Mighty Misfits

Published: Sept. 5, 2021, 10:25 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 44 seconds

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220: It Happened in Hebrew School

Published: Aug. 15, 2021, 3:44 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 18 seconds

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219: I Want To Be More Than Friends

Published: Aug. 1, 2021, 4:53 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 8 seconds

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218: Foodies

Published: July 18, 2021, 4:57 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 24 seconds

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217: Totally Out of My League

Published: July 4, 2021, 5:04 p.m.
Duration: 39 minutes 29 seconds

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216: Joyride

Published: June 20, 2021, 6:02 a.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 38 seconds

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215: You Need to Convert

Published: June 6, 2021, 5:11 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 57 seconds

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214: Wrong Distance Relationships

Published: May 16, 2021, 5:26 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 51 seconds

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213: I Need a Vacation

Published: May 2, 2021, 5:03 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 31 seconds

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212: If You Love Me, Prove It

Published: April 18, 2021, 5:40 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 19 seconds

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211: I'm Deeper Than You

Published: April 4, 2021, 6:16 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 44 seconds

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210: I Wanted to be a Hip Hop Legend

Published: March 21, 2021, 5:38 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 52 seconds

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209: Un-True Crime feat. Danny Pudi

Published: March 7, 2021, 6:32 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 44 seconds

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208: Let's Party! feat. Ophira Eisenberg

Published: Feb. 21, 2021, 6:50 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 12 seconds

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207: I Can't Resist Bad Boys

Published: Feb. 7, 2021, 7:23 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 27 seconds

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206: Hometown Heroes

Published: Jan. 24, 2021, 8:15 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 56 seconds

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205: Mortified Meditation

Published: Jan. 10, 2021, 6:04 p.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 22 seconds

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204: We're So Over You, 2020

Published: Dec. 20, 2020, 6:35 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 41 seconds

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204: I'm So Over You

Published: Dec. 20, 2020, 6:35 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 41 seconds

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203: Screw Your Traditions

Published: Dec. 6, 2020, 8:13 p.m.
Duration: 40 minutes 33 seconds

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202: Troublemakers

Published: Nov. 15, 2020, 5:20 p.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 49 seconds

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201: Rachel's Diary

Published: Nov. 1, 2020, 6:35 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 24 seconds

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200: What Have We Learned from 200 Episodes?

Published: Oct. 18, 2020, 4:52 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 49 seconds

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199: I Can't Believe I Did That

Published: Oct. 4, 2020, 6:20 p.m.
Duration: 40 minutes 43 seconds

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198: I'm Obsessed w My BFF (w PEN15's Anna Konkle and Maya Erskine)

Published: Sept. 20, 2020, 11 a.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 6 seconds

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197: Adventures in Homeschooling

Published: Sept. 6, 2020, 6:33 p.m.
Duration: 35 minutes 40 seconds

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196: How to Run A TV Network as a Teenager

Published: Aug. 22, 2020, 6:21 p.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 7 seconds

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196: How TV Saved My Life

Published: Aug. 22, 2020, 6:21 p.m.
Duration: 47 minutes 7 seconds

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195: I Need a Pen Pal

Published: Aug. 2, 2020, 9:53 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 31 seconds

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194: Totally Clueless Makeovers

Published: July 19, 2020, 5:45 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 29 seconds

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193: Dude Poets Society

Published: July 5, 2020, 6:44 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 26 seconds

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192: What I Learned From My Parents

Published: June 20, 2020, 6:30 p.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 15 seconds

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191: Most Likely to Save Us from a Global Crisis

Published: May 24, 2020, 7:47 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 15 seconds

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190: I Need A Pep Talk

Published: May 10, 2020, 4:11 p.m.
Duration: 35 minutes 16 seconds

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189: Get Me Outta Here!

Published: April 25, 2020, 3:18 a.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 40 seconds

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188: Kid Reporters

Published: April 12, 2020, 5:10 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 29 seconds

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187 Surprise Episode: Live in Oakland

Published: April 5, 2020, 9:05 p.m.
Duration: 1 hour 14 minutes 42 seconds

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186: Smells Like Team Spirit

Published: March 29, 2020, 5:35 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 29 seconds

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185: Horse Girls

Published: March 14, 2020, 8 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 59 seconds

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184 Long Haul: The Moment My Life Changed Forever

Published: March 1, 2020, 6:20 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 38 seconds

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183: Teen Angst in a Trailer Park

Published: Feb. 16, 2020, 6:29 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 46 seconds

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182: I Grew Up Persian American

Published: Feb. 2, 2020, 6:31 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 20 seconds

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181: Cats, Star Wars and other things that ruined your holiday

Published: Jan. 19, 2020, 8 a.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 1 second

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180: Kiss Me, Dammit

Published: Jan. 5, 2020, 6:27 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 1 second

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A Holiday Gift from Team Mortified (Feat. Helen Zaltzman)

Published: Dec. 19, 2019, 8:56 p.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 48 seconds

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179: Dungeons, Dragons and Totally Awkward Diaries

Published: Dec. 15, 2019, 6:28 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 15 seconds

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178: I'm an Old Soul Trapped Inside a Kid's Body

Published: Dec. 1, 2019, 5:02 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 43 seconds

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177: My Family Drives Me Nuts

Published: Nov. 17, 2019, 6:44 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 44 seconds

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176: Mortifieds Battle of the Teenage Rock Gods

Published: Nov. 1, 2019, 8:36 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes

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175: I Don't Get How Sex Works

Published: Oct. 20, 2019, 8 a.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 32 seconds

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174: Teen Angst in the Twin Cities

Published: Oct. 6, 2019, 3:59 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 13 seconds

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173: I Still Have An Imaginary Friend

Published: Sept. 15, 2019, 11 a.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 29 seconds

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172: When Jocks Were My Jam

Published: Sept. 1, 2019, 4:48 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 46 seconds

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171: Band Geeks Rule!

Published: Aug. 18, 2019, 5:25 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 32 seconds

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170: My Mom Wants My Teacher!?

Published: Aug. 5, 2019, 1:27 a.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 41 seconds

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169: 1960's Sweethearts

Published: July 21, 2019, 7 a.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 15 seconds

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168: Roughing It

Published: July 6, 2019, 5:10 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 28 seconds

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167: Stoners

Published: June 16, 2019, 5:54 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 10 seconds

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166: My Diary is a Jane Austen Novel

Published: June 2, 2019, 4:32 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 47 seconds

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165: The Deathisode pt2: I'm Not Going to Die a Virgin!

Published: May 21, 2019, 4:30 a.m.
Duration: 38 minutes 49 seconds

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164: Moms Never Win

Published: May 5, 2019, 3:34 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 16 seconds

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163: The Deathisode pt1: Interrupting Cow

Published: April 14, 2019, 11:21 p.m.
Duration: 45 minutes 32 seconds

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162: Love Hurts: Grade School Edition

Published: March 31, 2019, 3:54 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 48 seconds

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161: 22 Ways My Diary Reads Like a Cosmo

Published: March 17, 2019, 4:10 p.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 32 seconds

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160: Age/Sex/Location pt 2

Published: March 3, 2019, 4:57 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 23 seconds

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159: Age/Sex/Location pt 1

Published: Feb. 15, 2019, 1:24 a.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 32 seconds

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158: My Mormon Valentine

Published: Feb. 3, 2019, 5:02 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 20 seconds

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157: Brotherly Love

Published: Jan. 20, 2019, 5:10 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 11 seconds

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156: Magical Thinking

Published: Jan. 6, 2019, 6:47 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 52 seconds

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155: The Naughty List

Published: Dec. 16, 2018, 5:58 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 47 seconds

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154: Soap Operas Are My Life pt2

Published: Dec. 9, 2018, 6:28 p.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 9 seconds

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Bonus Episode featuring The Radiotopia Family

Published: Dec. 6, 2018, 8 a.m.
Duration: 15 minutes 58 seconds

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153: Soap Operas Are My Life pt1

Published: Dec. 2, 2018, 5:02 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 1 second

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152: Friends For Life (feat. Ezra Miller)

Published: Nov. 19, 2018, 12:28 a.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 47 seconds

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151: Confessions of a Catholic School Girl

Published: Nov. 11, 2018, 6:15 p.m.
Duration: 38 minutes 51 seconds

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150: Stick it to the Man

Published: Nov. 4, 2018, 5:02 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 33 seconds

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149: Puberty Transformed Me Into A Monster (feat. Big Mouth's Andrew Goldberg)

Published: Oct. 14, 2018, 5:59 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 54 seconds

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148: I Love Lord of the Rings

Published: Oct. 7, 2018, 4:07 p.m.
Duration: 38 minutes 40 seconds

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147: Does Dating Karma Exist?

Published: Sept. 30, 2018, 8:47 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 52 seconds

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146: Three Little Pigs

Published: Sept. 16, 2018, 5:06 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 7 seconds

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145: My Journal Was My Coach

Published: Sept. 9, 2018, 5:48 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 3 seconds

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144: My First Job

Published: Aug. 31, 2018, 9:25 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 35 seconds

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143: International Affairs

Published: Aug. 19, 2018, 5:42 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 13 seconds

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142: Im No Princess

Published: Aug. 12, 2018, 5:32 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 14 seconds

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141: Camp Buy Me Love

Published: Aug. 5, 2018, 4:15 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 39 seconds

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140: How I Survived Eighth Grade (w/ Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher)

Published: July 15, 2018, 4 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 30 seconds

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139: Iron Maidens

Published: July 8, 2018, 4:57 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 36 seconds

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138: Romance Rocks! (w/ special guest Johnny Marr)

Published: July 1, 2018, 5:15 p.m.
Duration: 37 minutes 31 seconds

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137: Daaaaaaad!!

Published: June 17, 2018, 5:18 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 7 seconds

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136: Chicano PRIDE

Published: June 10, 2018, 6:10 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 32 seconds

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135: College PRIDE

Published: June 3, 2018, 4:42 p.m.
Duration: 41 minutes 13 seconds

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134: I Was a Total Prankster

Published: May 20, 2018, 3:33 p.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 17 seconds

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133: What Not to Admit in Your Class Journal

Published: May 13, 2018, 6:17 a.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 2 seconds

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132: Im Totally Obsessed With You

Published: May 6, 2018, 4:47 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 40 seconds

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131: Please Read My Livejournal!

Published: April 15, 2018, 4:05 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 33 seconds

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130: Girl Power

Published: April 8, 2018, 3:39 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 54 seconds

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129: A Montana Love Triangle

Published: April 1, 2018, 5:16 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 37 seconds

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128: Kid Perfectionists

Published: March 18, 2018, 7:53 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 16 seconds

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127 Cynthia: I Need a (Straight) Man

Published: March 11, 2018, 3:58 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 19 seconds

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126: I Would Die to Meet JTT

Published: March 4, 2018, 6:18 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 55 seconds

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125 Noam: The Unorthodox Jew

Published: Feb. 18, 2018, 5:59 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 25 seconds

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124: Saved by the Bo

Published: Feb. 11, 2018, 5:42 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 34 seconds

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123: My Gothic Valentine

Published: Feb. 4, 2018, 4:15 p.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 45 seconds

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122: Indie Kids (w/ Franz Ferdinand)

Published: Jan. 14, 2018, 7:55 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 57 seconds

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121: My Dad Also Wrote a Porno

Published: Jan. 7, 2018, 6:57 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 29 seconds

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120: The Virgin Episode

Published: Dec. 31, 2017, 6:46 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 7 seconds

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119: Everyones a Critic

Published: Dec. 17, 2017, 10:45 p.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 52 seconds

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118: I Was A Teenage Grinch (& other tales of holiday cheer)

Published: Dec. 10, 2017, 4:39 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 22 seconds

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117: Lets Get Married!

Published: Dec. 3, 2017, 5:35 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 27 seconds

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116: I Found My Sisters Diary!

Published: Nov. 19, 2017, 5:08 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 24 seconds

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115: The Only Living Lesbian on Long Island

Published: Nov. 12, 2017, 5:29 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 36 seconds

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114: Kids Who Teach

Published: Nov. 5, 2017, 3:50 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 24 seconds

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113: I Was A Teenage Horror Writer

Published: Oct. 15, 2017, 5:59 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 50 seconds

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112: Breaking Up is Hard To Do (w/ Rider Strong)

Published: Oct. 8, 2017, 5:22 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 38 seconds

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111: Drama Club Kids

Published: Oct. 1, 2017, 4:43 a.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 54 seconds

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110: The Student and The Teacher

Published: Sept. 17, 2017, 5:29 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 34 seconds

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109: The September Issue

Published: Sept. 10, 2017, 1:53 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 44 seconds

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108: The New Kid

Published: Sept. 3, 2017, 5:18 a.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 56 seconds

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107: One Hundred Percent Jersey Girl

Published: Aug. 20, 2017, 6:21 a.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 34 seconds

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106: Lets Start a Band! (w/ Sylvan Esso)

Published: Aug. 13, 2017, 6:43 a.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 58 seconds

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105: How to Become a Catfish

Published: Aug. 6, 2017, 4:42 p.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 35 seconds

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104: An Affair to Forget

Published: July 16, 2017, 4:49 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 31 seconds

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103: The Boy Next Door

Published: July 9, 2017, 4:45 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 56 seconds

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102: I Wanna Be A GLOW Girl (w/ Kate Nash and Kia Stevens)

Published: July 2, 2017, 5:11 a.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 3 seconds

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101 Bren: My Best Friends are Movies of the Week

Published: June 18, 2017, 5:40 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 30 seconds

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100: OMG, We Hit 100! (The Milestones Episode)

Published: June 11, 2017, 3:55 p.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 42 seconds

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99: Mortified, Interrupted

Published: June 2, 2017, 7:45 p.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 40 seconds

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98: Mean Girls (w/ Daniel Franzese)

Published: May 21, 2017, 3:01 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 53 seconds

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97: 20th Century Moms (w/ Mike Mills)

Published: May 14, 2017, 4:23 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 54 seconds

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96 Jesse: My Two Moms

Published: May 7, 2017, 7:19 a.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 32 seconds

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95: Not THAT 70s Show

Published: April 16, 2017, 5:05 p.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 30 seconds

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94: Hunger Games

Published: April 9, 2017, 4:42 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 27 seconds

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93: My Starter Romance

Published: April 2, 2017, 4:57 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 34 seconds

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92 Ashley: Where The Wild Teens Are

Published: March 19, 2017, 4:41 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 30 seconds

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91: Kid Detectives

Published: March 12, 2017, 4:11 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 32 seconds

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90: Kid Criminals (feat. Phoebe Judge)

Published: March 5, 2017, 2:41 a.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 49 seconds

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89: An Ode to Childhood Pets

Published: Feb. 19, 2017, 5:49 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 3 seconds

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88: Titanic Ruined My Love Life

Published: Feb. 12, 2017, 6:01 p.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 50 seconds

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87: Kids That Protest

Published: Feb. 5, 2017, 6:01 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 5 seconds

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86 Celebrity Obsession pt3: Royalty (feat. Scott Hutchison of Frightened Rabbit)

Published: Jan. 22, 2017, 3:41 p.m.
Duration: 36 minutes 29 seconds

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85 Celebrity Obsession Pt2: Dear Mr. Belvedere

Published: Jan. 15, 2017, 5:13 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 11 seconds

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84 Celebrity Obsession Pt1: Fan Letters

Published: Jan. 8, 2017, 7:20 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 35 seconds

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83: My New Years Resolution is...You

Published: Dec. 18, 2016, 6:55 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 58 seconds

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82: Merry Gift-Mas

Published: Dec. 11, 2016, 6:14 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 28 seconds

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81 Diary of a Trans Man: Confessions of Kelly Shortandqueer

Published: Dec. 4, 2016, 6:34 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 3 seconds

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80: Its A Family Affair

Published: Nov. 20, 2016, 5:55 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 18 seconds

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79 Amy: Diaries of a First Generation Kid

Published: Nov. 13, 2016, 5:50 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 10 seconds

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78: Revenge of the Redheaded Nerds

Published: Nov. 6, 2016, 4:47 p.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 35 seconds

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77: My Worst Fear

Published: Oct. 24, 2016, 1:20 a.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 7 seconds

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76: Totally Juvenile Election Special

Published: Oct. 16, 2016, 7:14 p.m.
Duration: 54 minutes 12 seconds

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75: Confessions of a Duran Duran Fan

Published: Oct. 9, 2016, 8:09 p.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 53 seconds

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74: My Diary Will Go Down in History

Published: Oct. 2, 2016, 2:37 p.m.
Duration: 16 minutes 2 seconds

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73 Back to School Series: Passing Notes

Published: Sept. 18, 2016, 3:38 p.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 33 seconds

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72 Back to School Series: Homecoming Ruined My Life

Published: Sept. 11, 2016, 4:39 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 13 seconds

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71 Back to School Series: Prom-iscuous

Published: Sept. 4, 2016, 3 p.m.
Duration: 17 minutes 11 seconds

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70: Jagged Little Parodies

Published: Aug. 14, 2016, 5:31 p.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 56 seconds

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69: Sex By Numbers

Published: Aug. 7, 2016, 4:54 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 7 seconds

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68 Paul: The Family Misfit

Published: July 31, 2016, 7:32 p.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 39 seconds

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67 Chandrika: From India With Love

Published: July 17, 2016, 4:54 p.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 59 seconds

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66: I Hate Summer Vacation

Published: July 10, 2016, 5:29 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 12 seconds

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65: Cold War Kids

Published: July 3, 2016, 4:39 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 23 seconds

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64 Carolyn: Dad vs The Love Boat

Published: June 19, 2016, 5:51 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 11 seconds

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63: Dazed and Confused

Published: June 12, 2016, 6:12 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 56 seconds

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62 Naomi: Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Published: June 5, 2016, 5:42 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 20 seconds

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61: How Not To Masturbate (and Other Hollow Victories)

Published: May 22, 2016, 8:49 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 21 seconds

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60 Angela: I Have Bad Gaydar

Published: May 15, 2016, 4:48 p.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 23 seconds

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59 Nicole: Dont Mess with a Texas Momma

Published: May 8, 2016, 4 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 53 seconds

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58 Forbidden Crushes Part 3: My Secret Gay Crush

Published: April 24, 2016, 10:49 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 43 seconds

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57 Forbidden Crushes Part 2: The Janitor

Published: April 17, 2016, 11:10 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 25 seconds

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56 Forbidden Crushes part 1: The Vice Principal

Published: April 10, 2016, 10:12 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 36 seconds

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55: Bases Loaded

Published: April 3, 2016, 10:51 p.m.
Duration: 32 minutes 53 seconds

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54: Dont F*ck with Emiko

Published: March 20, 2016, 8:03 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 41 seconds

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53: Diary Of An Ugly American

Published: March 13, 2016, 10:37 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 51 seconds

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52: The Period Piece (There Will Be Blood)

Published: March 6, 2016, 8:24 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 25 seconds

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51: How Not To Win An Oscar (feat. Elijah Wood, Busy Phillips)

Published: Feb. 22, 2016, 5:29 a.m.
Duration: 33 minutes 1 second

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50: I Was A Boy Band Fangirl

Published: Feb. 15, 2016, 6:55 a.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 8 seconds

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49: Why Do I Date A**Holes?

Published: Feb. 8, 2016, 6:07 a.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 32 seconds

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48: City Mouse vs Country Mouse

Published: Jan. 25, 2016, 5:30 a.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 34 seconds

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47 Will: I Was A Teenage Media Mogul

Published: Jan. 18, 2016, 5:07 a.m.
Duration: 35 minutes 32 seconds

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46 Jill: Dear Grandpa

Published: Jan. 11, 2016, 5:56 a.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 31 seconds

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Bonus Episode: Mortified Meets The Allusionist

Published: Jan. 4, 2016, 7:41 a.m.
Duration: 17 minutes 2 seconds

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45 Emma: The Girl Who Cried Y2K

Published: Dec. 28, 2015, 5:09 a.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 6 seconds

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44 Christina: Dear Santa, I Want A Headbanger

Published: Dec. 21, 2015, 4:25 a.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 40 seconds

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43: Boys DO Cry (w/ special guest CHVRCHES)

Published: Dec. 7, 2015, 6:59 a.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 40 seconds

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42 Jason: King of Scotland

Published: Nov. 30, 2015, 6:35 a.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 21 seconds

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41 Jackie Tohn & the Gratitude Journal

Published: Nov. 23, 2015, 5:14 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 17 seconds

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40 Sarah: Everyone Knows I Love You

Published: Nov. 16, 2015, 5:50 a.m.
Duration: 22 minutes

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39 Katie: My Stripper Play (feat. Alison Brie)

Published: Nov. 9, 2015, 2:52 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 25 seconds

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38: Kids on The Campaign Trail

Published: Nov. 2, 2015, 5:54 a.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 47 seconds

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37: Mortifieds Monsters of Halloween

Published: Oct. 26, 2015, 4:22 a.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 54 seconds

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36 Tyler & Janelle: Love, America Online Style

Published: Oct. 19, 2015, 4:04 a.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 41 seconds

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35 Colin: Dont Tell Anyone I Like You

Published: Oct. 12, 2015, 4:25 a.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 43 seconds

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34 Jessica: I was a Ten Year-Old Maid

Published: Oct. 5, 2015, 4:39 a.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 27 seconds

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33 Erin: My Dad Read My Diary!

Published: Sept. 21, 2015, 4:34 a.m.
Duration: 16 minutes 39 seconds

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32 Mike: Secret Diary of a H.S. Football Star

Published: Sept. 14, 2015, 5:20 a.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 2 seconds

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31: Mortifieds Tribute To Teachers Pets

Published: Sept. 7, 2015, 4:26 a.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 29 seconds

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30 Darryl: The Horny Romantic

Published: Aug. 31, 2015, 4:30 a.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 44 seconds

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29: Mortifieds Tribute to Neurotic Teens

Published: Aug. 24, 2015, 4:30 a.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 15 seconds

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28 Xiomara: Searching for The Cure

Published: Aug. 17, 2015, 5:07 a.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 35 seconds

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27 Jessica: I Was A Teen Prison Wife

Published: Aug. 10, 2015, 5 a.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 47 seconds

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26 Robert: Holy Love Triangle

Published: Aug. 3, 2015, 4:45 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 38 seconds

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25 Ashley: Why I Hate The SATs

Published: July 27, 2015, 5:02 a.m.
Duration: 16 minutes 46 seconds

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24 Damian: Friends with Benefits

Published: July 20, 2015, 4:16 a.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 6 seconds

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23 Retta: The Academic

Published: July 13, 2015, 4:33 a.m.
Duration: 15 minutes 56 seconds

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22 Joan: 50 Shades of Awkward

Published: July 6, 2015, 4:39 a.m.
Duration: 19 minutes 47 seconds

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21: Mortifieds Summer Camp Spectacular!

Published: June 29, 2015, 5:09 a.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 2 seconds

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20 Lizzy: My Semester in South Africa

Published: June 22, 2015, 5:02 a.m.
Duration: 24 minutes 53 seconds

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19 Stacey: Life of the Party

Published: June 15, 2015, 5:01 a.m.
Duration: 17 minutes 28 seconds

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18 Jordan: Jurassic Park Fan Fiction

Published: June 8, 2015, 6:12 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 24 seconds

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17 Katie: Saving Katharine Hepburn

Published: June 1, 2015, 5 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 8 seconds

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16 Brooke: I Was A Teenage Witch

Published: May 25, 2015, 4:57 a.m.
Duration: 15 minutes 56 seconds

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15 Tynan: Peace! One Luv!

Published: May 18, 2015, 5:13 a.m.
Duration: 17 minutes 29 seconds

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14 Jenny: Is My Boyfriend Gay?

Published: May 11, 2015, 5:06 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 32 seconds

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13 David: Mile High Club

Published: May 4, 2015, 4:13 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 12 seconds

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12 Keri: Handies are OK

Published: April 27, 2015, 3:45 a.m.
Duration: 16 minutes 16 seconds

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11 Heath: Lesser Than Zero

Published: April 20, 2015, 4:13 a.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 52 seconds

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10 Sarah: Nerd Hunter

Published: April 13, 2015, 5:02 a.m.
Duration: 16 minutes 49 seconds

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09 Steve: Gringo of the Year

Published: April 6, 2015, 4:09 a.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 51 seconds

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08 Shelley: Are You There God? Its Me, Shelley.

Published: March 30, 2015, 5:06 a.m.
Duration: 17 minutes 12 seconds

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07 Sherry: Good Cheer

Published: March 23, 2015, 5:09 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 43 seconds

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06 Adam: Rhyme or Reason

Published: March 16, 2015, 4:30 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 39 seconds

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05 Alessandra: Lips

Published: March 9, 2015, 1:01 p.m.
Duration: 16 minutes 22 seconds

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04 Jimmy: Throw in the Towel

Published: March 2, 2015, 5:10 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 17 seconds

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03 Kevin: Final Frontier

Published: Feb. 23, 2015, 4:29 a.m.
Duration: 18 minutes 58 seconds

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02 Sakena: Mr. Telephone Man

Published: Feb. 16, 2015, 3:48 a.m.
Duration: 13 minutes 38 seconds

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01 Tom: My Funny Valentine

Published: Feb. 5, 2015, 4:06 p.m.
Duration: 15 minutes 48 seconds

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