34: Your Life Is Not Worth A Taco

Jodie and Celia are in full quarantine mode and are dispatching today from their respective closets, because the show must go on! They give each other updates on how homeschooling the kids is going and naturally, it’s a mixed bag. They stress the importance of not putting too much pressure on the kids or themselves during this surreal time, and share some of the highs and lows they’ve faced so far. Plus, Celia is still boozing, Jodie is still breaking toes, and both of them are still ridiculous. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: April 22, 2020, 10 a.m.

33: We Are The Grenade

This week, Jodie and Celia talk about the idea of the “nuclear family” – and decide it’s kind of B.S. They discuss the guilt that comes up for single moms who don’t have cookie-cutter families, and the ways in which they’ve created chosen families that create a wider, more diverse network of support than the traditional family structure. And somehow, all roads lead to Celia’s butt. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: April 15, 2020, 10 a.m.

32: Is Oprah Involved? With Brenda Strong

This week Jodie and Celia are joined by Brenda Strong, who along with being an actress is a yoga teacher and a pioneer of yoga for fertility. The ladies talk about the stigma that comes with infertility, and the shame that society places on all aspects of both being a mother and not being a mother. Brenda offers some tools for embracing all experiences - good and bad - and Celia opens up about her secondary infertility and the way that Brenda’s teachings helped her through it. Then Jodie forgets Bea’s age, and Celia shames Harper (whoops) for plucking a giant hole in her eyebrow (double whoops). Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: April 8, 2020, 10 a.m.

31: Pandemic Special Pt. 2: Butt Stuff

Jodie and Celia are back for the second installment of their Pandemic Special. This time, the ladies take a detour to share some pre-coronavirus stories: the special adventures of Lulu and Bea, Bea “running away,” Jodie and Celia breaking their bodies, and Celia showing her pedicurist porn (on accident!). Then, they talk about being present and reconnecting in the face of the current panic, and issue a PSA: with all this extra time on your hands, don’t put weird things up your butt. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: April 1, 2020, 10 a.m.

30: Pandemic Special: Celia's Drunk

Jodie and Celia are dispatching to you from the COVID-19 pandemic this week – something they never thought they’d say. First thing to know is that Celia is drunk. Second is that along with discussing how the pandemic is affecting their lives, they manage to find the humor in a bad situation, as they always do. So this episode is filled with laughs, an insane new expression from the brilliant mind of Jodie Sweetin, butt humor, and Picante Clamato. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: March 25, 2020, 10 a.m.

29: Don't Eat That! With Lisa Loeb

This week the ladies sit down with the musician Lisa Loeb! They talk about how Lisa became a children’s musician (before she was a mom), and how the best music for kids to listen to has a high level of cleverness, storytelling, and humor – whether it’s made specifically for kids or not. They discuss radical self-acceptance in kids AND adults, and how Los Angeles is a great place to learn it. Plus, kids eat the grossest things. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: March 18, 2020, 10 a.m.

28: Grandma Has FUPA

Jodie and Celia are joined by Dancing With The Stars alum Kym Johnson, the first mom with twins to grace the podcast! The ladies share memories of new motherhood, the horrors of breastfeeding, and mom guilt. Then they dive deep into body image – how rough it is for moms postpartum, and how rough it is for kids when they reach puberty. But in an ironic twist, Celia tells her daughter she has “FUPA” in a craptastic parenting moment for the ages. If you don’t know what that is, you will soon! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: March 11, 2020, 10 a.m.

27: The Goodwill

Jodie and Celia have reached that inevitable point when their older daughters have become cooler than them. They talk about the impossibility of clothes shopping with middle schoolers (especially for a first dance) and the insanity of school dress codes. They also totally out themselves as lame moms (they don’t think TikTok videos are funny, they don’t understand slang, etc.) and they’re NOT ASHAMED. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: March 4, 2020, 11 a.m.

26: We Have Anxiety and Depression!

This week, Jodie and Celia talk about having anxiety and depression, parenting through mental illness and grief, and how they talk to their kids about it. Because a serious topic never gets in the way of these two having a good, off-the-rails time, they manage to laugh through the discussion, sexualize Olaf from Frozen, and joke about “sacks” with Jodie’s daughter. Yeah, those sacks. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Feb. 26, 2020, 11 a.m.

25: LIVE! At SF Sketchfest

And we’re back for Season 2, with NTIST’s first LIVE SHOW! Jodie and Celia take the stage at San Francisco Sketchfest to talk about their holiday vacations with the kids (if you think those went smoothly, welcome – you must be new here). Things really go off the rails when Jodie narrates Celia’s onstage reenactments of “sex positions” as imagined by Celia’s daughter Lulu…buckle up, everyone! Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Feb. 19, 2020, 11 a.m.

24: You Get The Jizz Of It

It’s the final episode of Season One (don’t worry, we’ll be back soon)! Jodie and Celia cover such topics as binge eating at Harry Potter World (and inappropriate places to stick magic wands), the end of Fuller House, kids’ anxiety about their parents’ finances, screaming dispatches from the shower, and a special announcement! (And yes – obviously they go off the rails 100+ times.)   Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Dec. 18, 2019, 11 a.m.

23: A Sprinkle of F*cks

Jodie and Celia do a post-Halloween wrap-up of their last year trick-or-treating with all of their girls (the older ones are VERY ready to ditch their moms). They then debrief on a fancy night out in which they both had extreme wardrobe malfunctions, and discuss how they handle their kids fighting with each other (spoiler alert: accept when your own kid is being a dick). Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Dec. 11, 2019, 11 a.m.

22: OMG, Your Cat's On Fire (With Jeff Serber)

Jodie and Celia sit down with their good friend and security expert, Jeff Serber, to discuss how to keep your kids (and yourself) safe online. Jeff breaks down just how easy it is for someone to find your kid in the real world from their online profiles (yes – even if they are set to “private”), explains how to teach kids to set hard boundaries with adults that make them uncomfortable, and, naturally, uncovers that Celia’s upcoming Tinder date is a sex offender. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Dec. 4, 2019, 11 a.m.

21: Why Am I Here? (With Janice Sweetin)

Celia and Jodie welcome a very special guest to the show this week: Jodie's mom, Janice Sweetin! Janice shares the parenting wisdom she learned raising Jodie, talks about how different it is raising kids today, and gives Celia dating advice (yes, she's swiped for Celia on Tinder).  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Nov. 27, 2019, 11 a.m.

20: Bastards Are Out

Celia tells Jodie how she used her daughter to get her out of a bad date, which opens up a discussion about when it is OK to lie (especially as a girl/woman in order to stay safe), and how to explain the difference to your kids. Then, Jodie reveals how she once got Celia out of a hilariously terrible date. Just bad dates all around. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Nov. 20, 2019, 11 a.m.

19: It's a 2319! With Debbie Matenopoulos

Jodie, Celia, and Debbie Matenopoulos get even more real than usual on the podcast today! They discuss how necessary it is to lie to your own children sometimes (did you know they'll send four-year-olds to jail?!), how hard it is not to raise an entitled child, and when to admit to your kids that you were wrong. Plus, Debbie shares some hilarious quotes from moms hanging on by a thread.  Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Nov. 13, 2019, 11 a.m.

18: The Dung Beetle Incident (With Jill Trinchero)

Jodie and Celia talk to Jill Trinchero, founder and CEO of an edible cannabis snack company, about being a business-owner and cannabis advocate while also being a mom. Celia shares how cannabis helped her through postpartum depression, and Jodie weighs in on the social stigma of cannabis as a sober, objective observer. And somehow, there’s a lot of discussion about dung beetles and vaudeville to go along with it. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com Find Jill on Instagram: @sdksnacks (https://www.instagram.com/sdksnacks/?hl=en) @mellowoutmama (https://www.instagram.com/mellowoutmama/?hl=en) @sdklife (https://www.instagram.com/sdklife/?hl=en)

Kids & Family
Published: Nov. 6, 2019, 11 a.m.

17: People'd Out

Jodie and Celia talk all things birthday parties! Jodie hosts 10 little girls at her house for Bea’s birthday sleepover, and Celia has Lulu’s party at a roller rink. Naturally, chaos ensues – Jodie gets in a fight in the parking lot, Celia cries in a corner, and more. Merch: https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Oct. 30, 2019, 1 p.m.

16: Belly Button Nipples

In this episode, Jodie and Celia tackle the often controversial topic of kids using "grown-up words" - where and when they're ok to use, and how to navigate the issue as parents who use A LOT of grown-up words themselves. Merch:https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Oct. 23, 2019, 10 a.m.

15: Jesus Loves A Good Trampoline (With Marriage & Martinis)

Jodie and Celia are joined by Danielle and Adam of the podcast Marriage & Martinis this week! The ladies talk to their first married couple guests about "disciplining" their children (they know they’re not supposed to use that word – they don’t care) and the different methods they all use. Including putting a toddler on a Target shelf for a time out. Merch:https://unsweetined.com/ Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Oct. 16, 2019, 10 a.m.

14: Low Hanging Fruit With John Brotherton

Jodie and Celia have their first dad on the podcast – John Brotherton! They discuss how conventional beauty standards are already affecting their young daughters, and the father-daughter dynamic from childhood to adulthood. Then Celia gives advice for how dads can best deal with their daughters’ insecurities and first heartbreaks. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Oct. 9, 2019, 10 a.m.

13: Raise One Less Asshole (With Good Moms Bad Choices)

Jodie and Celia talk to Erica and Milah of the Good Moms Bad Choices podcast about raising kids in a racially charged society, how to be an ally, and dating dealbreakers. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Oct. 2, 2019, 10 a.m.

12: Burn It Down

Jodie tells a horrific tale of lice overtaking the entire family. Celia loses her shit. Bea still wants Menchie's. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Sept. 25, 2019, 10 a.m.

11: Boobies, Periods, and Vaginas With Chudney Ross

Jodie, Celia, and their friend Chudney Ross talk about squeamish dads, losing their kids in public places, sibling dynamics, and – of course – boobies, periods, and vaginas. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Sept. 18, 2019, 10 a.m.

10: Adoption And Asian Jews With Karen Rothstein

Jodie, Celia, and fellow single mama Karen Rothstein talk all things adoption! Jodie and Karen share their own unique adoption stories, Celia's daughters start a trend of putting Paw Patrol tattoos on their private parts, and the ladies share a boozy Fail Main submission. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Sept. 11, 2019, 10 a.m.

9: Isro With Lynsey Addario

Jodie and Celia talk to Pulitzer Prize winning photojournalist Lynsey Addario about being a working mom - which in Lynsey's case involves being pregnant in war zones. Plus, the ladies risk losing their four male listeners by sharing menstrual cup horror stories. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Sept. 4, 2019, 10 a.m.

8: Full Blown Job

The ladies discuss teaching their kids internet literacy (and not to Google their parents), Jodie’s side hustle as a literary icon, and the special kind of hell that is a 3 hour school play. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Aug. 28, 2019, 10 a.m.

7: Tossing Salads And More! With Andrea Barber

Jodie and Celia talk to special guest Andrea Barber about what it's like to parent a teenage (!) boy (!!), and the three ladies discuss helping kids through puberty. Later, things go off the rails when Jodie and Celia have to explain to Andrea what it means to toss someone's salad. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Aug. 21, 2019, 10 a.m.

6: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes You Don't

Jodie and Celia, fresh off an experience where one of their daughters tells the other's daughter about abortion, discuss the importance of talking to your kids about the tough stuff before they get misinformation. Then they share some of the misinformation they got as kids (testicles are involved). Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Aug. 14, 2019, 10 a.m.

5: I'm A Girl Scout, Wooo!

Join Jodie and Celia for a conversation that ranges from killing your kids' creativity, challenging them to fights, losing it at them in front of religious neighbors, and of course, "crotch fires." (We can't make this stuff up.) Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: Aug. 7, 2019, 10 a.m.

4: Gramps Has A Ponytail

Jodie and Celia discuss those awkward first conversations about sex...when the kids know a little too much. Then, a dramatic reading of a very special and disturbing children's book written by...Celia's mother. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: July 31, 2019, 10 a.m.

3: Finsta?! With Melissa Gisoni

Jodie, Celia, and Melissa chat all things social media: finding their kids' secret accounts, dealing with online bullying, and experiencing how parents can get sucked in themselves. Plus, Jodie comes clean about a Nutella theft. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: July 24, 2019, 10 a.m.

2: Don't Touch My Nipples! With Christine Lakin

Jodie and Celia talk with Christine Lakin about respecting kids' physical boundaries, kids respecting each other's physical boundaries (or not), and how apparently Celia was the worst pregnant person ever according to her daughter. Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: July 17, 2019, 10 a.m.

1: Trauma Bonded

Welcome to NTIST! In this episode, the ladies discuss how they became friends and what they've done recently that's gonna come up in their kids' future therapy sessions.  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.instagram.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis (https://www.facebook.com/neverthoughtidsaythis/) Twitter: @ineverthoughtid (https://twitter.com/INeverThoughtId) Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

Kids & Family
Published: July 10, 2019, 10 a.m.

Introducing Never Thought I'd Say This

Welcome to Never Thought I'd Say This, an unfiltered parenting podcast from Jodie Sweetin and Celia Behar! Episodes will be available every Wednesday starting on July 10, 2019.

Kids & Family
Published: June 19, 2019, 5:04 p.m.

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