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Attention HellMart Shoppers!

Attention HellMart Shoppers!

56 episodes

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Podcasts

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings

Published: March 9, 2023, 12:15 a.m.
Duration: 20 minutes 28 seconds

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There's no Business Like Hell Business

Published: Jan. 14, 2023, 9:17 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 18 seconds

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Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?

Published: April 28, 2020, 4:13 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 28 seconds

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Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

Published: April 18, 2020, 6:46 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 44 seconds

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Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do

Published: April 17, 2020, 2:32 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 50 seconds

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Mini Episode 22: Employee Review

Published: April 16, 2020, 1:40 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 40 seconds

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Mini Episode 21: Alpaca

Published: April 15, 2020, 1:05 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes

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Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i

Published: April 14, 2020, 1:20 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 16 seconds

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Mini Episode 19: The Bachelor

Published: April 13, 2020, 12:14 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 51 seconds

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Mini Episode 18: Birthday!

Published: April 12, 2020, 12:49 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 53 seconds

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Mini Episode 17: Phone Tag

Published: April 11, 2020, 3:22 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 24 seconds

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Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV

Published: April 10, 2020, 2:25 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 38 seconds

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Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits

Published: April 9, 2020, 2:31 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 32 seconds

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Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations

Published: April 8, 2020, 1:17 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 16 seconds

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Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...

Published: April 7, 2020, 1:47 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 44 seconds

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Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan

Published: April 6, 2020, 5:07 a.m.
Duration: 10 minutes 36 seconds

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Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement

Published: April 5, 2020, 1:21 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 54 seconds

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Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette

Published: April 4, 2020, 2:13 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 35 seconds

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Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots

Published: April 3, 2020, 2:11 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 32 seconds

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Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now

Published: April 2, 2020, 2:28 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 4 seconds

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Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday

Published: April 1, 2020, 1:54 a.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 2 seconds

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Mini Episode 6: Cops & Ravers

Published: March 31, 2020, 1:15 a.m.
Duration: 6 minutes 30 seconds

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Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares

Published: March 30, 2020, 12:42 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 40 seconds

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Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us

Published: March 29, 2020, 1:41 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 51 seconds

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Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game

Published: March 28, 2020, 2:58 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 57 seconds

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Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish

Published: March 27, 2020, 1:01 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 21 seconds

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Mummy Dearest

Published: March 26, 2020, 4:07 a.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 45 seconds

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Listen to My New Podcast!

Published: Sept. 8, 2019, 10:59 p.m.
Duration: 39 seconds

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Season 2 Teaser

Published: Sept. 3, 2019, 2:57 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 2 seconds

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BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018

Published: Oct. 29, 2018, 2:25 a.m.
Duration: 7 minutes 33 seconds

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BONUS: I have a New Show!

Published: Sept. 7, 2018, 4:20 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 54 seconds

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BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!

Published: July 12, 2018, 2:16 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 52 seconds

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BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute

Published: May 21, 2018, 1:47 a.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 20 seconds

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BONUS: April Announcement

Published: April 10, 2018, 2:13 a.m.
Duration: 1 minute 27 seconds

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There's No Place Like Hell

Published: March 5, 2018, 1:44 p.m.
Duration: 44 minutes 38 seconds

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Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV

Published: Feb. 19, 2018, 3:45 p.m.
Duration: 22 minutes 3 seconds

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Jimmy's Eleven

Published: Feb. 5, 2018, 2:10 p.m.
Duration: 30 minutes 49 seconds

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Working Stiffs

Published: Jan. 22, 2018, 7:14 a.m.
Duration: 28 minutes 44 seconds

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Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Published: Jan. 8, 2018, 1:43 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 14 seconds

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A Cold Christmas In Hell

Published: Dec. 18, 2017, 5:13 p.m.
Duration: 21 minutes 31 seconds

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Holiday Schedule Announcement

Published: Nov. 27, 2017, 1:54 a.m.
Duration: 52 seconds

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Chicken Little Big Man

Published: Nov. 20, 2017, 1:43 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 2 seconds

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All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head

Published: Nov. 6, 2017, 12:37 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 51 seconds

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Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3

Published: Oct. 30, 2017, 12:44 p.m.
Duration: 4 minutes 33 seconds

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Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2

Published: Oct. 23, 2017, 11:59 a.m.
Duration: 5 minutes 48 seconds

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Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!

Published: Oct. 16, 2017, 12:39 p.m.
Duration: 12 minutes 1 second

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Big News!

Published: Oct. 9, 2017, 10 a.m.
Duration: 2 minutes 21 seconds

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Mommy's Little Monster

Published: Oct. 2, 2017, 12:51 p.m.
Duration: 34 minutes 49 seconds

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Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II

Published: Sept. 18, 2017, 12:42 p.m.
Duration: 26 minutes 59 seconds

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Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I

Published: Sept. 4, 2017, 1:26 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 34 seconds

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Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II

Published: Aug. 21, 2017, 12:22 p.m.
Duration: 27 minutes 57 seconds

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Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I

Published: Aug. 7, 2017, 12:58 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 34 seconds

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The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II

Published: July 24, 2017, 12:26 p.m.
Duration: 25 minutes 32 seconds

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The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I

Published: July 10, 2017, 11:49 a.m.
Duration: 29 minutes 43 seconds

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Chekov's Shoelaces - Part II

Published: June 25, 2017, 6:50 p.m.
Duration: 23 minutes 31 seconds

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Chekov's Shoelaces - Part I

Published: June 25, 2017, 5 p.m.
Duration: 31 minutes 38 seconds

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Season 1 Trailer

Published: May 22, 2017, 3:02 a.m.
Duration: 3 minutes 1 second

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Teaser

Published: April 21, 2017, 3:02 a.m.
Duration: 21 seconds

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